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Jack.

I am here for Friends

About Me

So, I'll make this quick. I'm Jack. I'm pretty laid back, and very easy going, but I get really bored, really fast. I'm usually easy to get along with.. Just don't get on my bad side.. no one likes that.. especially me.
I like speed. It's a great thing. Sometimes too great.
I graduated from Smyrna High with Honors on May 14, 2009, completed 4 years of JROTC while achieving the rank of c/1LT and the status of Honor Guard Commander (for 2 years).
My YIM is markjon980
My AIM is markjon9809
If you wanna talk, add me. Just don't be surprised if it takes me awhile to get back to you..
TribalWars is a good game to pass the time if you've got a lot of it.
Here's 10 Ways TribalWars ruined my life:
(Not Really)
10 - My children are now called 001 and 002.
9 - When I have to go out and hire a sitter, I get pissed if she hasn't built something by the time I get home.
8 - I get REALLY pissed if she's used my children to attack other households she has a personal vendetta against.
7 - Several times I've had to run out and inform the mailman that "scouting IS considered an attack!".
6 - At work I keep asking my boss to promote me to baron status.
5 - He also doesn't understand my desire to set up an "Academy Office" for people who want to work for us, but don't quite meet our requirements.
4 - I play on the computer soo much instead of working and taking care of home finances that my car just got nobled (er, I mean repossessed).
3 - My best friends no longer have easy to remember names like Ed or Steve but rather sound like characters you'd expect to meet in some Rocky Horror meets Lord of the Rings post-apocalyptic world.
2 - My wife gets pissed when I refer to her as the paladin when I send her out to replenish our groceries.
1 - My friend asked me to help him in a fight - it took me seven hours to arrive.
If you don't play, you won't know what it is. Look it up- Tribalwars.net. Its addicting and will take up A LOT of time if you get in to it.
I love flying, and cruises are pretty great. I'm gonna be a pilot one day, and I'll never stop flying.
I don't like to go easy on people, but it happens.
Tough Luck.
Later.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

So.. the people Id like to meet are the same as the people I have listed as 'heroes'
Richard Dean Anderson
Joe Flanigan
Ben Browder
Michael Shanks
Christopher Judge
David Hewlett
Amanda Tapping
Jason Momoa

My Blog

Random Jokes

0 to 200 in 6 secondsBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 2...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 23:17:00 GMT

A Blonde's Bet

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6:00 news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll tak...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 22:54:00 GMT

Randomness

Vacuum SalesmanA door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real man and a tough looking lady open the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, h...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 11:50:00 GMT

New Year's Resolutions for internet junkies

I will figure out why I 'really' need 12 email addresses.I will stop sending email to my other. A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.I resolved to work with neglected children -- my ow...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:41:00 GMT

Christmas Pageant

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.Finally, the 10 year old said to her yo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:33:00 GMT

Kids on love and marriage

How do you decide who to marry?"You got to find somebody that likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and keep the chips and dip coming." - 10 year old...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:57:00 GMT

Hair Cut Mystery

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.A few days later, the same guy st...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:56:00 GMT

Hotel Bill

A husband and wife are traveling from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue and decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a n...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Tagged

  1. playing with legos is my stress relief 2. im not sure if im gonna be a LET4 next year 3. i tend to overthink a lot 4. i take a long time to make most kinds of decisions 5. im running ou...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:22:00 GMT

Letter to the Bank

A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The manager thought it amusing enough to be published in the TIMES.   Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavore...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:14:00 GMT