What A Bonnie Lass Expects of  er Captain | 
How to Make a Woman Happy>>     It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only>>   needs to be:>>     1. a friend>     2. a ... Posted by Captain Jack on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST | 
Just A Little Upset | 
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. 
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a borin... Posted by Captain Jack on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST | 
The Pirate's Code | 
The Pirate's Code 
Every man shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full share and a half in all Prizes; the Master, Carpenter, Boatswain and Gunner shall have one Share and quarter. If ... Posted by Captain Jack on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:55:00 PST |