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The Pit Austin

The Pit. Home of pork chops, purdy beer, and damn funny people

About Me

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This site contains items intended for humor only. The gay jokes and homophobic comments are from the movie "40 Year Old Virgin" and inside jokes at each other.
Pit Members
Amazonqueen Aka Cortney
Loudmouthhomophob aka Shane
Tackymeanbitch aka Jody
Manwhorewillugetdown aka Jeff
Skittykitty aka Kali Sommersault
Battlehoff aka Tasslehoff
Crankywitch aka Hershe
Whitewolf aka Simba
Honorary Pit Members
Tastymorsel aka Serena
Cuckoocookiemunster aka Felry
Tootsiepop aka Tim
Beardedbiatch aka Chad
Mokinmel aka Melanie
Trucktrouble aka Karin
Hoursnbetweenlesbian aka Nikki
Prettyflyferawhiteguy aka Brad
Skatintater aka Taylor
Latenitebanger aka Nick
Exiled from Pit
Hewhofcksoxs aka Jason
Rubbernail aka Bobby
Delusionsofsexuer aka Leslie
Pitskrit
Arkansar- Arkansas
Baffeloed- Baffled and Buffalo
Casio- Queso
Damn Funny People- Us
Grande' Style- Eatin' Big, We think
Hippenin- Happening
Holy F'ing Cocksmoke- Expession of Extreme Surprise
"Mokin"- Mel's Version of Smoking
Painkiller- Bud Select in a bottle
Party Purses- Crown Royal bags
Pitskrit- Our official language
Pork Chops- Bud Light in a can
Purdy Beer- Bud Light in a Bottle
Tinkerbell- Shot glass
Tinkerbell Reader- Person who must fill shot glass
Volf- Vampire and Wolf
Wicked Kewl- Our kind of cool
Write- "Ride" misunderstood by J & J
Pit Places
Control.................The Pit
Houston.................Cuckoo's place
Cape Cod................Manwhore's future place
Shera...................Our Shuttle
Sho.....................Cuckoo's Shuttle
Amorosa.................Manwhore's Shuttle
Missions
Karoke Missions
The Parent Trap
Rubbernail Mission
Supply Mission
Fuel Mission
Pit Tripisms Explained
Only cats at Control...Simba is with the group
Request permission for crash landing...Exhausted pit member coming home
Clearance for landing?....Are you doing something we don't want to see?
Operations
Avoid Leslie......C intercepting the bitch's phone call
Bat Signal........Batfest here we come
Save Manwhore!....Rescuing Manwhore from his Mother
Pit Relocation....Working on the damn house

My Interests

Watchin Movies
Drinking purdy Beer
Singing Drunken sing-a-long songs

I'd like to meet:

More damn funny people

Running Jokes
Know how I know your gay?
If you have to fight yur sister......
The Halo
The Third Eye
Nuns in the Toilet
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 7 tequila. FLOOR
Immmmm'm drunk…..Stiiiiiiiiiiill drunk
Only swing that way with her…………
Who's got the water now biatch
Playing with the big boys now
If an alligator F' house sounds good to you…..
Did you know Billy Graham would offend China?
Sportin Pink toenail polish in flip-flops
Bling-Bling Ring-Ring for the ding-ding
I just want him to like me!!!!!!!!!
Where is Pagan church?
Draw me a lamp shade
Give me all yur dirt
Manwhore respond
How the hello……
I just love signs
Ima nossT thasss drUnKssssss
You are forbidden to see him
Prepare to take on the Trivia Queen
Droppin over to say hi and have a beer
SSSSSHHHHHHHHH
Sissy I'm drunk…I'mmmmmmmmmm Drunk…gonna get lucky
Shower Power Energy
Your blocking the wrong one!
Candle nunchucks
Shots to Buffy (Life Serial episode)
Whose hands are these?
Don't make me put on "The Craft"!
Sonic the Dog… NO! Sonic the Cat
"Is this her daytime lesbian lover?"
Bearded Bitch
The Felry Two-Step
That Damn Cuckoo Clock!
The Whore, The Pimp, and The Trainer
"Boy, get up here and take it like a man!"
"Come on, Be a girl!"
"Lipgloss, Oh yeah!"
Explain Blue Balls?!
The Druken Drawl
Water Sports
RootBeerssssshhhh
Bad Meat
Hi, I'm running for God in 2008
There was the build-up, and then… "Oh…My…God!"
Open…Open…Open…
Use the "OHHHH.....UHHHHH.......AAHHHHH"
Circle Spank
"I need a negative"
Say "Roads"
There are 4 chairs on that leg
Text sex
If you would just stop thinking with that head...
The Bus Driver Hustle
Hands above the waist?… Whose waist?
"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!"
"I can't believe it's not yogurt!"

Music:

Drunken Sing along songs, all types

Movies:

PCU,
40 Year old Virgin,
Fight Club,
Bad Horror Movies

Television:

Buffy,
Charmed,
Angel,
Blade,
The Closer,
Who wants to be a super hereo

Books:

Vampires, Witches, Dark Arts

Heroes:

Each othera href="http://www.networkator.com/" target="_blank"

My Blog

The Pit Relocation

We are relocating The Pit from an apartment to a house.  The house needs some work and we all think we are up to the challenge.We have to be out of the apartment by Midnight Saturday night. ...
Posted by The Pit Austin on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:52:00 PST