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Layout by CoolChaserUPDATED MARCH 23rd, 2009. Hello everyone. Dave here. Many of you might know me as "David" which is not all that different from Dave. But I have heard the name David for 23 years of my life and decided to switch it up a little. But call me whatever you want, really don't care. Everyday I'm Hustlin'. No, not really but thats a good song. Its by Rick Ross. Look up the video on YouTube. Thats what I'm listening to now. Oh, and I'm really high. Thats something that I do quite often. Sorry, but that's just the fucking way it is. If you don't like it than don't bother reading my contact info at the end of this section. I live in interesting life in Portland Maine. Play some sports, mostly on the Nintendo Wii. Bowling is my favorite. A 279 is my best so far, but I have done the cheat on the power throws training. I tried to get it only 3 times before my successful shot. Look up that video on YouTube too. Just look up "Wii Bowling Cheat" Anyway, back to shit about me. I am writing a book about my life growing up in Maine and shit like that. Just something to do to pass the time. My only sibling, my sister Margaret, who is 19 months my elder, is getting married in August of this year (2009), and I couldn't be happier for her. I stand 6"1" tall, and I'm about 195 lbs. I just lost 35 pounds going to Planet Fitness in the past 4 months. I have short brown hair and brazel (Brown/Hazel) eyes. I am currently unemployed but that is soon to change. I could keep typing random shit about myself and before you know it, you fucking know everything there is to know about me. But I won't... Buy my book. Contact Info: Cell: (207) 522-9142 E-Mail: [email protected] .. Spazzy158

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a few movie stars and someone that could make me rich and get me out of this fuckin state

My Blog

Mayny ways to annoy people...

Thousands of Ways To Annoy PeopleHow To Annoy People In An ElevatorAsk, "did you hear that cable snapping sound?"Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:46:00 GMT

Maine: The way life should be

The Maine Turnpike began a new program this summer where they handed out flyers titled "Welcome To Vacationland. "These flyers will be handed out to all cars with license plates from Massachusetts, Co...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:27:00 GMT

ALL MEN SHOULD READ THIS GOOD ADVICE!!!

What Women HATE Most About Single GuysFree Dating Tips Newsletter And Download eBookBy David DeAngeloIf you listen to a group of attractive, single women talking alone over dinner or drinks, the topic...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:51:00 GMT

This guy does D-D-R with ONE LEG and crutches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKm6qRlUfL0
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:42:00 GMT

10 THINGS!!! READ THIS SHIT!

ONE*there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 friends,are you ser...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 20:21:00 GMT

Funny screwed-up quotes

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles begins wit...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:44:00 GMT

This guy is a moron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfPi4rsojJA   This guy is retarted. what a moron
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 18:27:00 GMT

EPIPHANY!

So whern life give you dilema's, you make de lemonaide When I woke up this morning, I had an epiphany.  I really need to get off my ass and save my money, and make as much as I can. I spent so mu...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 14:07:00 GMT

Wal*mart rocks!

16 fun things to do at walmart1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. M...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 16:45:00 GMT

MySpace Movie

This takes a while to load, but it is well worth it*NOTE*This film is NOT associated with the MySpace site.
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:14:00 GMT