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Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ]

bbethydance

About Me

girl anachronismyou can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girlsyou can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were any older i could act my age but i dont think that youd believe me it's not the way i'm meant to be it's just the way the operation made meand you can tell from the state of my room that they let me out too soon and the pills that i ate came a couple years too late and ive got some issues to work through there i go again pretending to be you make-believing that i have a soul beneath the surface trying to convince you it was accidentally on purposei am not so serious this passion is a plagiarism i might join your century but only on a rare occasion i was taken out before the labor pains set in and now behold the world's worst accident i am the girl anachronismand you can tell by the red in my eyes and the bruises on my thighs and the knots in my hair and the bathtub full of flies that i'm not right now at all there i go again pretending that i'll fall don't call the doctors cause they've seen it all before they'll say just let her crash and burn she'll learn the attention just encourages herand you can tell from the full-body cast that i'm sorry that i asked though you did everything you could (like any decent person would) but i might be catching so don't touch you'll start believeing youre immune to gravity and stuff don't get me wet because the bandages will all come offand you can tell from the smoke at the stake that the current state is critical well it is the little things, for instance: in the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses: please excuse her for the day, its just the way the medication makes her...i dont necessarily believe there is a cure for this so i might join your century but only as a doubtful guest i was too precarious removed as a caesarian behold the worlds worst accident I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM Bethany --
[noun]:
A real life terminator
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Dancing, acting, entertaining........

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can make me laugh

Music:

I love it

Movies:

I'm going to be in them

Television:

I watch too much of it

Books:

I read them. a lot. COMICS!

Heroes:

gene kelly, greta garbo, bette davis, my grandpa

My Blog

Post secret artical

Knowing someone cares DSU student posted phone number online; got calls By Jill Callison [email protected] PUBLISHED: October 4, 2007 MADISON - It can b...
Posted by Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ] on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:15:00 PST

Transformers

is possibly the best movie EVER.go see it. NOW!
Posted by Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ] on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST

ive broken a lot of stuff in my lifetime....

but this one takes the cake. ive just broken my window with my head.yes, thats right, my head just went through glass.im feeling pretty invincible right now!
Posted by Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ] on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

Yes, Virginia

Dear Editor- I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, If you see it in The Sun, it's so. Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus? -Virginia O'Hanlo...
Posted by Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ] on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:18:00 PST

so, i went to the airport to go back to europe....

and as we pulled up to the airport in record time, because there was no traffic, i realised something, "o fuck, where is my ticket?" when i realised i left it at home, another thought came to me. "and...
Posted by Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ] on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

i really hate school and all memories of it

seriously, i mean, ya it may have shaped who i am, but, if i had to do it over i would drop out in 10th grade. wasnt worth it. all the big assholes ive ever met were from school, all my worst memorie...
Posted by Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ] on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:42:00 PST

this is so awesome i didnt even understand some of it!

One evening i realized that i could no longer run away from the fact that Kate and pixie have a problem.Since i am clearly near my psychology diploma i figured i would go ahead and make some analysis ...
Posted by Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ] on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

old blogs

blogs from my old myspace.   Tuesday, June 06, 2006 CRETE!! I havent downloaded all the pictures yet! but im working on it. this is the new link: http://www.piczo.com/betshow?g=...
Posted by Ja'mie King[WTFBBQ] on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST