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Star

Hasselhoff Rox!

About Me

As quoted in the local Cadence newspaper with a readership of 2,122, "Watch out for this kid! A margarita and he turns into an obnoxious drunk who does things that can only be described as Millerish." Sadly, Brian now mourns his two best friends who passed away on Saturday afternoon after a short battle with vaginitis. The only advanced warning that he received was over hearing them introduce themselves to a pair of girls by saying "I know Kim Gregory!" Funeral arrangements have been made at The Anchor where Happy Hour drink specials will be extended until 8pm for fellow mourners. According to the CDC (Center for Disease Control) the vaginitis was brought on suddenly by a case of the "Gregory's", which has been running rampant throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Indications include: swelling of the head, diarhea of the mouth, excessive ego trippage, inflated sense of self worth, and most notably Megalomania. There is no known treatment.

My Interests

Basketball, football, wrestling kicking Roy's ass! Jackass

I'd like to meet:

David Hasselhoff! You are the cheese!

Music:

all over the place.

Movies:

Hoosiers, Invincible, Bull Durham, Jackass, Jackass Number Two.

Television:

ESPN, Fox Sports - sportsline.com Betus.com CSI Miami. Nip/Tuck.

My Blog

Tigers/Cardinals

What the hell was that last night!?  Did anyone else have a heart attack?  Well, besides every Card's fan in St Louis.  top of the ninth, 2 hours, and 3 minutes later bases loaded and M...
Posted by Star on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST

Tigers beat the Yankees - 5/4

And YUP Roy was sittin' on my couch betting me at the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs that the Yanks are gonna take it!  Hell yeah, I'll take that bet! No, no, no, dude...I mean the whole series...
Posted by Star on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST

Dobkin joins the club - Rejection Hotline time

Tune in Thursday to see Rejection at it's best! 
Posted by Star on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

Tigers versus Yankees!

TIME OUT!  TIME OUT!  Although my boys tanked it three games in a row we are now going head to head this Tuesday at 5pm with the Yank's.  Roy thinks my Tigers are going down hard core.&...
Posted by Star on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:08:00 PST

Roy's goin' down this weekend

He's got a friend in from out of town.  Jersey I think.  He doesn't have access to the Internet right now and I need Alex to let me into the apartment again.  We've got a little "Brokeb...
Posted by Star on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST

Britt's in Clearwater Beach - WWE!

My inside guy screwed up my reservation!  I'm stuck traveling in Atlanta, Tampa, Clearwater Beach, and Orlando for 2 weeks and he knows to call the hotel in advance to book me a hotel that has 1....
Posted by Star on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:44:00 PST