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Franz

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Rolling Stone wrote: Franz completely dropped off the California creative scene due to his debilitating addiction to bagels & cream cheese. In 1996 he was arrested with an unusual amount of 6-packs of bagels in his trunk, but the charges were dropped due to lack of other evidence.
Finally in 1998, friends and family staged an intervention, where a combative Franz refused any advice and locked himself into a Bruegger's Bagel's bathroom. A family spokesperson said afterwards "It was probably not a good idea to hold the intervention at a bagel store."
Soon after, his life spiraled out of control and he finally hit rock-bottom when his girlfriend left him and took the priced toaster with her. Franz checked himself into a Swiss clinic and emerged--free from Bagel addiction for the first time in 10 years. Life was good for a while. He even tried salads, but soon after, Franz substituted his former addiction for other addictions like coffee, music, volleyball, photography. He almost got kicked off the volleyball team in 2005 for testing positive to caffeine.
Today, not much is known about Franz. According to his agent, he resides near the beach, plays lots of volleyball, works hard, and drinks his caffé lattes in moderation.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The idiot who keeps spreading the lies that the Mac is not compatible with anything and can't be used for business.

Bill Clinton one more time to finish our last conversation.

George Bush, so I can ask him "What the fuck???"

The dude who sold me the Time Machine on Ebay. I'm still here and I want my money back!!!

My Blog

Open Letter to my Godchild

Dear Gianna Rose!First of all, thank you for making it into this world all healthy--a little slimy I was told, but nevertheless healthy. Did they ever tell you all the stuff that happened during your ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:49:00 GMT

The Time Machine Review

Okay, I guess Ill have to explain the Time Machine incident a little. I have been getting a lot of letters asking about my MySpace entry.See, last spring I bought this used time machine on Ebay. I don...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:26:00 GMT