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Serpentish

Why's the speed of light so fast?

About Me

Psychologoy/Business Econ major. I like video games, tech, a jog once in a while and am currently developing a love for motorcycles. So there, now you know me, spank my monkey.

My Interests

Living life for joy, studying (I love knowing more than you), anything that I feel is worth my time

I'd like to meet:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, your mom, angry midgets, santa claus, santa claus' plumber, your mom for a second time and maybe george forman's grill, not george forman, just the grill.

Music:

The kind that can bring me to sexual climax just by listening to it.

Movies:

Sooo many. Damn these general topics. Butterfly effect, harold and kumar, outlaw josey wales, shaun of the dead, donnie darko, memento, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, garden state, beautiful mind, y tu mama tambien, mala educacion, the aviator etc etc.

Television:

Don't watch television but if somebody's watching cartoons I'll stop and join. Screw you primetime.

Books:

La Casa De Los Espiritus, don't bug me for more I don't read enough anymore

Heroes:

Whoever's given me money for no good reason.

My Blog

friday night lights

so, just a word of advice, an entire cup of rum + an unmeasured amount of other booze is not what the doctor ordered. It'll kick and scream in your stomach until it makes its way out. It is a beast th...
Posted by Serpentish on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:25:00 PST

cheese and crackers

Cheese and crackers are a lot like mini grilled cheese sandwiches. Except a lot crunchier and not grilled. Actually fuck it, they're nothing like grilled cheese sandwiches. Hell they're the furthest t...
Posted by Serpentish on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:23:00 PST

poetic drift

Life is a lot like an antiplay. Most scenes can contain anyone, you don't have to prove yourself to some casting director. All your lines are improvised, nothing is scripted. The audience and players ...
Posted by Serpentish on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 07:28:00 PST

cha cha

sittin here eatin ma udon and drinkin ma arizona. wurd.
Posted by Serpentish on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:11:00 PST

What?

Oh holy fuckin christ he's going to talk about himself. Yes I know that this< is what you're thinking. But it's my blog so shut the hell up. Anyways I noticed that my progress in some things has sl...
Posted by Serpentish on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 09:13:00 PST

my biggest fan

apparently i can't subscribe to my own blog, dumbest thing ever. how am i supposed to know if i make a drunk post? anyways i mostly owned my psych midterm as it should be, still need a halloween costu...
Posted by Serpentish on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 07:25:00 PST

water and soap

so yeah, 3 am, still washing clothes, since 12 am... fun... I'm so bored it's insane I really just want to sleep and like pass out and like............... cookies...
Posted by Serpentish on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:54:00 PST

Religious Studies paper 2

This is a paper I wrote for religious studies, citations and title page are left out for ease of transfer, if you wish to know about the sources please message me Analysis of Articles Covering the ...
Posted by Serpentish on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:51:00 PST

Religious Studies paper 1

This is a paper I wrote for religious studies, citations and title page are left out for ease of transfer, if you wish to know about the sources please message me Comparison of A. Jacobson Widding...
Posted by Serpentish on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:46:00 PST

WM ST paper

This is a paper I wrote for women's studies, citations and title page are left out for ease of transfer, if you wish to know about the sources please message me Sly 2 If asked, children often...
Posted by Serpentish on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:40:00 PST