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emily

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About Me


Hi Friends checking out my Myspace page. I am a playwright in Chicago, IL. I'm the artistic director and main scribe for The Strange Tree Group and I'm an artistic associate of Collaboraction. And You too can perform one of my plays, just hit the contact button. Let's talk shop!
A small sampling of my work
Things that have been done:
*The Dastardly Ficus and Other Comedic Tales of Woe and Misery
*Funeral Wedding (The Alvin Play)
*Mr. Spacky The Man Who Was Continuously Followed by Wolves!
*Ghost Stories: Crucible the Musible!
*Ghost Stories! Featuring the Horrible Deaths of Several Unfortunately Unfortunate Brides to Be...on Trapeze!
*Lavern and Giani Get Married
*A Boat At Sea
*Sandy Simon in her Backyard Circa 1989
*The Hand Held Saint
*Executionado Legato
*Craparet
I'm taking a little break to write some stuff up in my secret tower and rest my brain. So, you may catch me out at say,a movie or someone else's show for once. That'll be nice for a while anyway.If you're looking to be entertained until i pop out another comedic gem please enjoy this:Also I would like to go on some road trips or to the zoo or roller skating or possibly join some sort of a league. So, if you want to do these things let me know. I'm on break.
Other things about me:
I hate star gazer lilies.
But I love Theodore Roosevelt.
I wish I was good at single handedly cocking a shot gun.
My favorite date is just dinner and a movie.
My new hobby is trying to keep all of the dishes out of the sink. Even the ones that are not mine. I've decided that I hate dishes in the sink.
I don't know how to knit.
Check out the Strange Tree Group myspace page for more info on the plays that I write and pictures of what i do. www.myspace.com/strangetreegroup or the website if you must. Even though it is hideous. www.strangetree.org
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

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Things I found on Craigslist today

Hello friends, currently i'm searching around for some new furniture to outfit my new apartment. (I'm moving in a few weeks into my very first very own one bedroom home.)Seeing as how i like a good ba...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Henry the Hexapus

The most wonderful things are popping up in England. A handout image from Blackpool Sealife Centre shows an octopus with six legs, or 'hexapus.' British marine experts have found what they claim is a ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:02:00 GMT

Louis the Octopus loves Mr. Potato Head. And I Love Louis.

Look at him!Here is a picture of Louis joyfully cuddling this plastic Mr. Potato Head Doll in his Suckery Octopus Grasp. Louis, a giant pacific octopus at the Blue Reef Aquarium in Cornwall, was given...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:09:00 GMT

The Rise of the SPICE TURKEY. (and other horrific thanksgiving day crafts)

Greetings friends. Occasionally when I have a bad day I return to last year's thanksgiving day blog and stare at the creations that rest therein. For some reason, thanksgiving has always been a holida...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:28:00 GMT

I am in a bad mood

I am in a bad mood. I'd throw salt water in your eye if you were here.   Don't take it personally. It's probably not you.     Unless it is.    
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:29:00 GMT

The Elephant and the Mirror

I thought this was very interesting. Self-awareness Mirror self recognition is a test of self awareness and cognition used in animal studies. A mirror was provided and visible marks were made on the ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:50:00 GMT

Mr. Spacky is the BEST

Here's a little blurb about my most recent show. You should come and see it. It's terrific. Heavens it's happened! We've hit our halfway point in the run of MR. SPACKY THE MAN WHO WAS CONTINUOUSLY FOL...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:09:00 GMT

Horrific Thanksgiving Day Crafts!

Hi Everyone, how..s it going? Great. Hope you all have a terrific holiday tomorrow. In celebration of the season here..s a little gallery of handmade Thanksgiving crafts for your own personal perusal....
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:15:00 GMT

Six Weird Things

Six Wierd Things/HabitsSix Weird HabitsSo...the rules are, once you've been tagged, you must feel obliged to write a blog with "Six Weird Things/Habits" about yourself.In the end, you must select 6 pe...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:13:00 GMT