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About Me

I am a 24 year old male that just recently moved out of New Mexico...thank God. I am in the U.S. Army as a Chemical Opertaions Specialist, which means that I deal with Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear Warfare. Who would've thought that the government would trust me with this type of job...who knew? I am recently engaged and she means the whole world to me. I am a Paranormal Investigator and created The New Mexico Ghost Hunters along with my sister. Lately, I have been playing Ghostbusters: The Video Game on my Xbox 360 and it is badass. I currently have two jobs...again, but it's all kosher. That's pretty much it, if you want to know anything, ask and you'll get a response. Now I'm off like a prom dress in May.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt Flores
Birthday: April 3, 1985
Birthplace: Tucson, Arizona
Current Location: Las Cruces, NM...Finally home from Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Who knows???....I don't even know anymore
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black and red vans
Your Weakness: I'll get back to you on that
Your Fears: Heights, Rattlesnakes, Clowns...I know, it's sad
Your Perfect Pizza: A shit load of pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through basic training without dying, and get my education
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't go on it that much
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why the fuck am I up???
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes...I guess
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: My childhood and my comedy career
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Single...you have a little bit of privacy to know each other
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I drink water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I drink water...duh
Do you Smoke: I plead the fifth
Do you Swear: Does a bear shit in the fuckin' woods?
Do you Sing: Yeah, but not that good
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: Who hasn't???
Do you want to go to College: I'm going back
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Of Course I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I am
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom-Hell yeah...My Dad...Fuck No!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Yep, the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Maybe...Maybe not...you never know
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, I don't do that shit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, but that's on my agenda
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Excuse me....:gags:
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope, I need to get back on the stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope...just added that to my palm pilot
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I recall
Ever been Drunk: Of Course...what kind of dumbass question is that?
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: Maybe once or twice
Ever Shoplifted: When I was young and stupid
How do you want to Die: I guess i'll find out when it happens
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Parapsychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't Matter
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: Doesn't Matter
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable...not sluttly or skanky...have some class for fuck sake lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: I lost count after 9
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: 13 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Where do I begin?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Basically someone who likes to hang out and anybody who wants to be my friend. Beyond that I would like to meet Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Dimebag Darrell(RIP), John Lennon, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray, Lewis Black, Ghandi(he was brilliant, what can I say?) and many other major and inspiration person that ever lived.Helmet - Exactly What You Wanted
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My Blog

What is going on in the world of richard scarry

So anyway, here is another blog that I have decided to write down because it needs to be done.  So anyway, if nobody knows, I am in the Army, I joined last year and have been home since May 16th ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:54:00 GMT

Cancelled.........

This is very saddening to me, but I had the date ready for my coming out of retirement comedy show, but sadly, I had to cancel it.  It has hit me really hard because I have had this planned ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:41:00 GMT

A Comedy Show....The Next Generation

Ok, so I am sitting here looking over what I have written for my coming out of retirement comedy show that I am performing on November 10th over yonder in T or C, NM.  I know it's lame to have a ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 23:03:00 GMT

Living in the past.....what's the point???

There is a time and a place for everything and its called college haha.  But seriously, I have been living in the past for quite some time, and I have decided that living in the past is a crock o...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 23:02:00 GMT