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David

Im pretty sure it doesnt get any better than this

About Me

aim= distantdarcness

My Interests


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'd like to meet:

Many eat to (Z lol seriously?) get enormous, right? try vagina

Music:

a lot of shit

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Fight Club, Office Space, Mallrats, Clerks, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, I Heart Huckabees, Friday

Television:

the office, how I met your mother, my name is earl, family guy, simpsons, seinfield, arrested devlopment, american dad

Books:

Neal stephenson, Chuck Pahlaniuk

Heroes:

Tucker Max http://www.tuckermax.com/stories.phtml

My Blog

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             Flawlessly before him sat images of times that had gone by. As he looked at the photographs he wondered if it could possibly have bee...
Posted by David on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

craaazy lil mike

I had a dream last night that I was in another school and I ran away, but for some reason when they chased after me it was Mike. We were back on bainbridge down by the waterfront and we started body b...
Posted by David on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:04:00 PST

new york

Since I've been here I have discovered this is indescribable happiness. It will have been a week tomorrow and I already feel more at home here than I have anywhere else in my entire life. I love it he...
Posted by David on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST

sleeping in random places

It seems that whenever I manage to fall asleep in a completely random place it is the only time I actually dream. It keeps things fun.   
Posted by David on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

Poem: Lack of Continuity

I've always thought The ups and downs were tiresome The lack of continuity frustrating What never occurred to me Was what life might be without them   As I sit here now, At the lowest of ...
Posted by David on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST

Another poem: Beyond Words

Beyond words Beyond comprehension My love, my wonder, my dependence is gone I knew this day would come The perfect drug is now gone Like the song, only depressing It's happened once again Yet t...
Posted by David on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

Untitled: So far this my favorite piece without a doubt

So far, this is without a doubt my favorite I wonder as I sit here in my room alone the meanings of many things. Through ones life, I believe it is fair to say that most people think about similar th...
Posted by David on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

a journey

             The Prison gates shut behind him as he stepped out in to the courtyard. He looked out on the open field and the road that lead back t...
Posted by David on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

crazy fuckin dream

I dont remember all of it..but shit..So its me, Max, Arian, Polly, and a group of random people that I dont really remember. We are in like a big camp ground sort of, except there are big treehouses i...
Posted by David on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

There's like levels..

Sarah and AshelyMike and JamesDavidJenn, Taylor etc.I should probably be closer to the fourth category, not the third..oh well..hey didnt like Becky and those kiddies want some last night? Oh well.....
Posted by David on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST