This is copied from my livejournal info page. Sorry to disappoint if you thought I was more creative.Good grief, I'm boring. I don't even have a bio. I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.Sometimes, I lie awake at night and ask, "Why me?" Then a voice answers, "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."CRITICAL ACCLAIM FOR JOSHUA ADAMS!!!
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"Let me take a moment to bask in your greatness." - Tom Cruise
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