10 things that I admit that I'm not that great with when it comes to the ladies... (I know it's unbelievable ;))1. I'm very shallow, I know to be up there I need to treat all woman equally just to show that I'm a nice guy and no matter how fat or ugly the girl is I should be nice and make her feel noticed. BUT.. the catch is.. when you do that.. the girl thinks she has a chance and wants to be more than friends, and thats a HELL to the FUCKIN NO.. so you become a bigger asshole when she finds out you were only nice to her to get with her friend. So.. I just start it off by letting her know that she has NO chance in hell.2. I should practice caring and listening, but I just fucking can't.. I do not care what the fuck you had to eat for the last 2 weeks, I don't care about your problems and when it comes to a family crisis.. it really does not concern me.. AT all.. I know you girls want a guy that can listen, or better yet pretend like we're listening BUT.. wouldn't you want a guy that is truthful? =D3. Girls that are easy turn me the fuck off.. I want to work for it, I want to run that 1000 mile marathon for that great feeling that will come after passing the finish line. Yea I should be thankful and 'think' that I got that skill to get in your pants in a week, but quite frankly I'm in it for the game, and when you bring it on so quickly I don't feel like I earned anything so I just throw them away, I guess I'm ungrateful but fuck.. I'm not one of these lil teenage puberty hitting, fuck anything with a heartbeat type of guy.. I got that CLASS. haha (semi-joking) of course4. I fucking hate P.D.A. you ladies want to do that public shit so that you can 'try' to get the other ladies jealous by making a statement that says, "my guy is hotter than yours" but fuck.. as guys.. we want to put out the signal that (we're just friends, and if your feeling me feel free to come talk to me 'of course when shes not looking or around' and we can get down to business) It's all a game, it's for them "I'm going to marry this girl" typa fellas that try to flaunt what they have, but always remember, "There is someone else in this world that is better in every way then the girl thatt you are with right now" and why would you give up that chance to be with that one by making it known that you are unavailable?5. I guess living in Chicago, if you want to 'date' a pretty gorgeous girl you have to be friends with their friends, and I have no problem whatsoever of being friends with all her other gorgeous friends, but FUCK why are there so many fags... I mean seriously in Chicago you cannot date a cute girl that doesn't have a gay guy friend that you have to pretend to have no problem with. That's bullshit, I'll say it up front, I'm not down to be friends with a fag, no offense to ya'll but you do your thing and I'll do mine, but when things get going in the same direction I'm bailing out the opposite way, I love you lovely Chicago hunnies but I really can't do the gay guys you ladies chill with.6. I useto enjoy talking on the phone, I really did, but now I really hate it, I hate having to call everytime something happens so that you won't get mad that I didn't tell you that instant when I tell you a week later. I can't stand having to call and confirm to you that I will be going to sleep, I hate the fact that when I call just to talk I have to put it on speaker and pretend like I'm listening and go do something else, I hate the fact that you guy's kill my 1000 minutes OFF bullshit. It's the age of texting now, and the beautiful thing with texting is, that when you get the text you can ignore it and text back hours later and say shit like "Oh, I'm sorry I just got the text, 'my stupid service sucks."7. Personally I do not believe in love, thought I did when I was young but it was confirmed a couple years ago that it's all a bunch of bullshit and feelings/emotions really do die. I cannot tell you that I love you, and it's as simple as that. when you ladies get mad that I won't say it, it urks me, yea I can lie and say it just to hit, but seriously I don't like cheating in 'those' kinds of ways to get laid. Anddddd... the funny thing is, when they say that they supposively "love me" I simply reply by saying "ok" and I guess that pisses you girls off but hey, that's how it is.8.
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