Funny Pick Up (lines not good but funny) |
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!Ive heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?Excuse me, but Im new in town, can I have directions to you...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:08:00 GMT |
slip of the tounge |
Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:21:00 GMT |
something |
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:53:00 GMT |
A married couple |
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A married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to h...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:14:00 GMT |
mouthfull |
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:06:00 GMT |
Revenge of a 12 year old boy |
A little boy about 12 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam ans...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 15:58:00 GMT |
The many uses for Vaseline |
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 15:29:00 GMT |
10 husbands, Still a Virgin |
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How c...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:10:00 GMT |
blonde paint job |
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:07:00 GMT |
MATH LESSON |
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:09:00 GMT |
