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Denny

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me


hungry, slightly narcoleptic, gullible, unmotivated, extrovert, maladroit, vulgar, retro gamer, hold'em antagonist, doohickey aficionado, apathetic, inebriated, epicurean, thesaurus abuser.
i want a pet monkey and a pet robot.
i can play catchphrase all night long.
i love dogs w/ ocd.

My Interests

minty fresh breath, nature shows, sweet kicks, frantically pressing the "door close" button in the elevator, BEEFSTEAK, bedhead, 80s porn bassline, dogs , cats that act like dogs, primetime cartoons, button smashing, polymorphisms, ice in urinals, non-biblical theories, breakdancing, arts and crafts, crispy foods, ethanol, caffeine, nicotine, debauchery

I'd like to meet:


bar rats, good dancers, bad singers, people w/ nice teeth, insomniacs, randoms.
& people that like milk.

Music:

lil wayne

Movies:

coming to america

Television:

it's always sunny in philadelphia

Books:

where's waldo?

Heroes:

schwarzenegger