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About Me

I live in Lancaster, PA. The best way to describe my career choice is that I work in Digital Cinematography. I'm a firm believer that jokes hit their comedic peak when they're taken too far....
REVIEWS ABOUT ME:
Adam Showalter says, "In typical Jarsh(Josh) fashion he took it to the next level"

The French say, "Va te faire enculer!" Roughly translated meaning "Take it up the ass!"

One Xbox live member says, "Grow up you immature girl."

AIM Name=IBawls N IScream

My Interests

European hatchbacks
Drinking the Sauce
Composing songs about the faux-exploits of Craig T. Nelson
Camera Operator, Gaffing, Gripping
Film and Broadcasting
Soccer
Good Food
Meeting People
Hanging out
Music
Partying

I'd like to meet:

Max Weinberg
Women who don't mind wrestling the plight of fitting 205/40s on 8 inch barrels and can appreciate a nice sexy pair of sheet metal shoulders.

Music:

Depending on my mood: Story of the Year, Finch, The Early November, With Broken Wings, April March, The Submarines, Foo Fighters, Qotsa, Albert React, Death Cab For Cutie, NIN, Hot Hot Heat, Panic! At the disco, Days away, Drive by, Pink Spiders, Sadaharu, Stone Temple Pilots, Sound Garden, Bush, HIM, Mates of State, The Mars Volta (Thanks to doom for making me get more), Tool, Signal The Escape, Smashing Pumpkins, Cranberries, Pearl Jam, The Memory, Bright eyes, Death Renews, Postal Service, Beck, The Shins, The Faint, My Chemical Romance, Saves the Day, Breathe of Air, A Perfect Circle, Silverstein, AFS, Modest Mouse, Incubus, one am radio. ALOT! x alot more bands and a few more acronyms. I listen to alot of different types of music...

Movies:

The most famous ones:
Dirty pretty things
Vacancy
Open Water
Four Rooms
Pale Rider
A few more dollars
28 Days later
Garden state
Batman returns
Little miss sunshine
Batman Begins
Chinatown
I heart Huckabees
Batman
Rope
Everything is illuminated
Seven
March of the penguins
Vertigo
Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind,
Mean Creek
Ice Harvest
Cool Hand luke ("props" to hummer),
Snatch
Reservoir dogs
Twin Peaks
Suicide Club
The Village
Audition
Suicide Kings
Way Of the gun
Broken Flowers
Dark City
Lost in Translation
Blade Runner
Kill Bill Vol 1&2
Goodbye Lennin
Amile
Kalahari Family
Man with a movie camera,
James Bond Movies,
Nanook of the north,
Downfall
Mulholand Drive,
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid,
Run lola run,
Death Proof
In Dreams
Dr. Calagari's cabinet
Metropolis
Valley of Gwangi
In america
Heat
The Jacket
Sin City,
Magnificent Seven,
The Game
The Hustler
Life Aquatic,
Good the Bad and the ugly, Focus Features! Most things Lynch, Hitchcock and Bond get my full approval. There are lots and lots more...3 garbage bags full.

Television:

Family guy, Celeb reality, The Office(UK), The Office (NA) MythBusters, Dirty Jobs, Extras, Weeds, Airline,Tuner vision, Sopranos, Dead Wood, Planet Earth, Band of Brothers and the most under rated show on television Arrested Developement.

Books:

My Favorite two have to be: Johnny got his gun and Alice in Wonderland/Through the looking glass.

Heroes:

Mike Tyson and Craig T. Nelson

My Blog

Week 3..... Dear Atlantic Ocean,

Dear Atlantic Ocean, I first fell in love with Volvo styling when I saw a redesigned S40 in Passion Red on the lot of a dealer in 2005. Though I most defianetly wasn't in the marke...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

Week 2.. Let the modding begin.

First off I'd like to address the common (I assume) inquiry "Where is the week 1 blog? Why are we starting on week 2? What are we counting down?" 1) I wrote last week what I thought to be a well...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST

Obsessive Confusion... NEED HELP!

When my car buying experience started I had a rough idea of what I was looking for, the list I doodle looked like this:1) European2) Hatchback3) 7.5 or Quicker 0-604) 200 hpish range5) Xenon Headlamps...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:14:00 PST

Public notice .1....

When a manipulative persons askes for advice they're most likely going to recieve the advice they were looking for. Why you ask? Because they've manipulated a perspective of the story while filling th...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

My newest pet peeves and with them new rants....

Newest pet peeves of the myspace variety: Peeve: Over exposure, in the photography sense of the word, an oldie but a goodie. Over exposing a photo doesn't make you a good photographer. Believe it or ...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:05:00 PST

A lil updizzle in this hizzel.

First off, I am now a p/t camera operator at WGAL in Lancaster hopefully the stepping stone to stability in my carreer. It's my first television studio job and I have some great teachers helping me ju...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

College students=Kings of the universe, perhaps?

So it's been a year since graduation, slowly I am getting older and things are falling apart. I need glasses, my wisdom teeth need yanked, I think i have my first cavity and my stomache...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

College students=Kings of the universe, perhaps?

People suck nutter butters

I think its funny how the balls of people grow to the side of pumpkins when they're online. I really only ever care when people are being malicious. If you can't say it to my face don't say it on the ...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:47:00 PST

Your sober blogs got nothing on my drunk ones.

"UGH...." so somewhere along the line a nameless individual dropped my laptop. Cool, I hardly care. No big deal accidents happen. Well at this point I have to babysit my laptop as if it were a great d...
Posted by Josh is domin' Zerg CPUs. on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST