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Janis

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About Me

Gemini-You've never been known for being shy, retiring or afraid to speak your mind on your own behalf -- or for others you believe in, for that matter. You're also a good friend. So when an equally good bud comes along and asks for your understanding and support -- or maybe just a shoulder to cry on -- you'll be right there with them, as usual. Also as usual, they won't have to worry for one single millisecond that you might feel the urge to share this irresistible tidbit. You won't. You're totally trustworthy. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********************************************************* This is one of my favorite songs Pink Floyd - Astronomy Domine****************************************************** *****AC/DC - Its A Long Way To The Top If Ya Wanna Rock And Roll ~~ Best use of bagpipes I've ever heard ~~********************************************************** * ***********************************************************
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My Interests


You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am married. I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. I love animals, muscle cars and music. I have been 29 years old since 2002. I will probably be 29 again next year, too. :) I am so average and boring it is sick.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Janis
Birthday: June 18
Birthplace: Philly
Current Location: South Jersey
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: These days it is plain brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black boots
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: I have many
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish painting the bedrooms
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Not again
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 10:00-11:00
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both. I love tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Not very well
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Been married since 1993
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: I work out and eat my vegies. Does that count?
Do you get along with your Parents: N/A
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but I had a whole pack of Chips Ahoy.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ew!!! No. Yuck.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: As quickly as possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I haven't figured that out yet
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Jeans and a t-shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: A few
Number of Piercings: 3 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: All of them

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
You are 93% Gemini
How Gemini Are You?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has a good/goofy sense of humor...has nothing better to do.
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Jesus is coming - everybody look busy What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

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Music:

I love music, but I don't have a favorite band. Anthrax, Megadeath, AC/DC, The Offspring, Ozzy, Steve Miller Band, Manson, 311, Godsmack, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Korn, System of a Down and many more. Lots of different things. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is anyone better than Angus Young??? I think not... *******************
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?

Movies:

Dazed and Confused (joint sub-committee meeting on the 50 yard line), There's Something About Mary (have you seen my baseball?) The Princess Bride. Silly comedies like Up in Smoke, Ace Ventura, Stir Crazy, National Lampoon's Vacation and European Vacation.

Television:

Any of the History, Discovery, TLC channels. The Office, Family Guy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bugs Bunny was always my favoriteI love cartoons...2 Stupid DogsThe Muppets!!!!"See da moo-fin?" LOLDoes anyone remember The Banana Splits? What were they smokin' back then?How 'bout The Mighty Heroes?

My Blog

Estate Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he foundout he was going to inherit a fortune when his sicklyfather died, he decided he needed a wife with...
Posted by Janis on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:15:00 PST

Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at...
Posted by Janis on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:38:00 PST

"ass-cons"

So we all know about emoticons...:) smile and :( frownWell, how about some "ass-cons"? Here goes:(_!_)  a regular ass(__!__)  a fat ass(!)  a tight ass(_._)  a flat ass(_^_)  ...
Posted by Janis on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:30:00 PST

I Like Toirtles, Too!!!

http://break.com/index/most-insightful-interview-ever.htmlTh is video cracks me up.I love the comments. People can't decide if this kid is retarded or a comic genius. All I know is...I like toirtles, t...
Posted by Janis on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST

A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord I pray For Wisdom to understand my man Love to forgive him Patience for his moods Because Lord if I pray for Strength I'll beat him to death
Posted by Janis on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:13:00 PST

If you love something...

If you love something set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, e...
Posted by Janis on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

Idiot Husband

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You will always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest you'...
Posted by Janis on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

Considering Marriage?

then read thisA couple had only been married for two weeks the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Ho...
Posted by Janis on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

The Voice

A guy went home from work one night and heard a voice. The voice whispered to him: "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man was disturbed about what he heard and ignored...
Posted by Janis on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:27:00 PST

I love this dog, he is so funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRQ_X43xhwc
Posted by Janis on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST