Swifty

Okay class, my name's Tim, can everyone say T I M ? *Yes Mister Tim* good. So today i'm going to be showing you a whole new world of fun, excitement and a bit about me. *Why?* Whaddya mean WHY? You insolent little scumbag, shut up and listen! *But why?? Where's Mister Smith, I like Mister Smith, he gives us candy* I'll give you something to chew on - my fist - if you dont sit down and shut your trap! *You can't do that!* Watch me! *Waaaaaaaaaa* Anybody else want some?! So where was I..oh right, yes, I am (normally) a really nice bloke, i'm a fun, chatty, confident and outgoing kinda guy, that's real easy going and easy to get on with. Easy kinda applies applies to alot of things but we'll leave that 'till another lesson. Oh, kid? Here's a tooth, I think it's yours, I just found it embedded in my knuckle. And I like to think i'm funny, if not always humorous then at least quirky, and if you dont laff with me, you can always laff at me - if you want some idea of what I mean I have photo's. Anyone wanna see? *Ye-* No, didn't think so. Anywho, on with the show...

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