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Hello[Squirtle]

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About Me



According to Urban Dictonary. Which explains myself in the most complete sense. Personality, and other expressed feelings show.
1. speed penis
A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."

Juicyfruit is easily the worst gum on the planet. C'mon. The flavor lasts maybe ten seconds... the flavor isn't even that good. It tastes like it was dipped in a vat of sugar. Not even worth the .35 cents you spend on it. How lame.
There is nothing in the world that I need more than you, your my favorite person on the planet. The first thing I smell and see. You've made me a better person, you've made my life worth living, and I thank you for that. Sean Delane Leonard, you've stolen my heart and I don't even want it back. Keep it, there is definately no way I could ask for it back. You're my sunshine, you're the creamer to my coffee. I love you
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Currently
Text me nigga.
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My Interests

..[Music]♥ [Electronica]♥ [Shows] ♥ [Pirates]♥ [Eyeliner]♥ [Skanking]♥ [Your Corazon]♥ [Melody]♥ [Star Wars]♥ [Neon]♥ [Flyers]♥ [Evening]♥ [Cinnamon Toast Crunch]♥ [Pokemon]♥ [Piercings]♥ [Tats]♥ [Sleep]♥ [Sewing]♥ [Kissing in the Rain]♥ [Straightner]♥ [DDR]♥ [Movies.]

I'd like to meet:

People who will join me in a toast to imperfection.

Grease Fire

Words will make your heart implode.
You only live once and your not coming back... So express yourself.



Music:


Amanda Palmer is a sexual dynamo.
DJ Crackerjack
DJ Jimini Cricket
Milo
DJ Ryle
Rabbit in the Moon
Ian K
Iridium Sky and Ikari
Heavyweight
Nightcore
Bobby Ritalin
Check6
DJ Venom
Johnny Monsoon
J Renegade
DJ Bouncy
Infected Mushroom
Subhumans
Polysics
Dresden Dolls
Fear Before the March of Flames
Billy Talent
Blood Brothers
Alkaline Trio
Aqua
Choking Victim
The Casualties
Leftover Crack
A Global Threat
The Unseen
Against Me!
The Faint
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Anti-Flag
Operation Ivy
Combichrist
So So Much More.

Movies:


Nothing like a good heroin junkie in a movie to make you feel better about yourself.
Lucky Number Slevin
Lock Stock and Two Smokin Barrels
Seven
Snatch
Italian Job
Pump Up the Volume
Braveheart
Mallrats
The Little Mermaid
The Chumscrubber
Donnie Darko
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Little Shop of Horrors
SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Silence of the Lambs

Books:

Today is brought to you by the letter:

Okay, so maybe speedpenising someone isnt a letter. But i've done it all the same. Purse here, and I just want to let everyone who comes here know that Izzy, squirtle, or whatever you may know her by is by far one of the most amazing people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Never double cross her, hurt her, or do wrong to her in any way. If you do I guarantee you will have me and many other people to answer to. Izz, you're one of my best friends and I hope that never goes away.

My Blog

There is nothing worse than waiting

Really, I can say that I don't know what is wrong, but really I do. The bloodshooting to my eyes is definately a consequence of a good day. Saline tears dripping down to my chin will be blamed on my f...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:26:00 PST

TATTOOO!

MY NEW TAT PICTURES ...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:58:00 PST

....

I am really scared right now. Maybe not the best state to be writing a blog. In fact, my state of mind is completely shot. I've spent the last two hours crying my eyes out. Everything I know, everythi...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

Swing Swing Mood Swing

There is such a balance in the world that upsets me to no end. Happiness must be mirrored by sadness. Hope is to despair. Example from my real life with no excitement. Surrounding myself with "friend...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:50:00 PST

Revised.

I'm done. Actually, I am done for the millionth time. The life filled with drama is overwith. I will admit one thing I have never done before. There is something I miss that I never thought I would. T...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST

Fucking Cute

Fuck Cute, Everything in the world is cute, therefore nothing is.Not Cute. Fucking Adorable.cute Attractive, either with a sexy and/or touch or just pleasant to behold. Having a type of beauty that i...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:02:00 PST

Odd Things You Never Understand.

There are many things I understand now that I never realized before. That you won't realize until you are there:1.My ability to lose sight what is important in my life, just because I will not swallow...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:15:00 PST

Sickness, Sadness, and Friends

I really do have the notion that if I do not write this. Some sort of injury might occur to myself or others.I just worked 16 hrs, and spent another hour and a half walking home. I literally puked som...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

Rave Scene....

I remember when I used to blog, everyday in fact. This actually seemed important enough to write to the many masses. Who knows? If this is my medium then hey, more may follow.It took me pretty close t...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST

Ode to getting tagged by Chelsea

Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end...
Posted by Hello[Squirtle] on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST