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Brandon Douglas Campbell

This penguin is very cold. This owl is very tired. Draw ribbons on these presents.

About Me

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My Interests

Ham shakes.

I'd like to meet:

Vanessa Williams

Music:

Another Bedroom Baby, Simon and Garfunkel, Leonard and Betsy Cohen, Belle and Sebastian, Sebastian Hoffman, Jessie Murphy, Vashti Bunyan, Paul Bunyan, Adam Green, King Django, Django Reinherdt, Garett Johnson, Antony and the Johnsons, Devendra Banhart, Sufjan Stevens, Le Horror Me, Air, Bjork, Bobby Darin, Donovan, Herman Dune, Jeffrey Lewis, Joanna Newsom, Jon Brion, Yann Tiersen, The Love, Julie London, Andrew Bird, Missy Elliott, Pulp, Of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sam the Sham, The Slackers, Nico, The Velvet Underground, Toby Goodshank, The Babyskins, Bada da da da da da da.

Movies:

Annie Hall, Dancer in the Dark, The Rock, Mulholland Drive, Stardust Memories, Amelie, Enemy of the State, Down by Law, Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Momento, The Fly, Lets Make Love, Dogville, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Being John Malkavich, Manhattan, Tour, The Seven Year Itch

Television:

"I'm an ordinary man Jack, meat and potatoes, I live in the real world. I'm not a big believer in magic. But this place is different. It's special. The others don't want to talk about it because it scares them. But we all know it. We all feel it. Is your white rabbit a hallucination? Probably. But what if everything that happened here, happened for a reason? What if this person that you're chasing is really here?"

Books:

Autumn in Peking by Boris Vian, Charles Bukowski, Snow White by Donald Barthelme, Eugene Ionesco, Samuel Beckett, Mark Leyner, Robert Anton Wilson , Shove Your Breakfast Up Your Ass and 99 Other Things You Absolutely Must Do Before You Die by Ryan Eggensperger, James Earl Scones by Darren Bader. I killed Ed McBain.

Heroes:

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My Blog

The Desert Island Memory Company

THE DESERT ISLAND MEMORY COMPANYWritten and performed by Ryan Eggensperger and Brandon CampbellfacePlot Summary:Two dudes wake up on a desert island with amnesia and need to figure out who they are bu...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST

How to Count to Seven in Seven Seconds

1. Stand up and bump your head on the sky.2. Fold your boring greeting cards and throw them at your family.3. Dig a hole all the way to Vachina.4. Miami Nice: if yr fngrs r cold, put thm in yr mth.5. ...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:58:00 PST

The Past Mine Weeks of Her Life

1. Why shit poker chips when the fat kid's got the cash?a. Andy Garcia's pomade.b. "God Don't Pray 'Cause to Who?"c. A good look up a skirt for a sad thump on the head.d. In case the girlfriend's...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

Top Ten for 2005

1. My Baby Don't Steal (She Ride Heavencopters) 2. Holiday Math 3. Gorgeous Cock Watch, Can You Handle It (Stop It)? 4. Careful You Don't Wake the 7 Year Old Boy Who is Trying to Sleep (Die) ...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:11:00 PST

Tumby hurty, Yumby cookie, Gumby Pokie, Vagoina

Please go to The Festival's Myspace page (myspace.com/festival) and download all the songs I put up there. There are tons of songs for downloading under the "Sounds Like..." collumn at the bottom. ...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:43:00 PST

Help Me Tape Up the Daffy Duck Shaped Hole in My Wall

1. prawing rain, no yumbrella, soapy slushy socks. 2. printmaking teacher is smart and pregnant. 3. baut big baby blue yumbrella say "Purchin College" on. 4. eed salad with checking but only...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:51:00 PST

Lay Me Down in My Feather Bed

Tell me this: If I made a website of daily drawings, would you look at it daily? Maybe it would help if you could relate to the content more? I tried to sneak in a couple things your are famili...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:18:00 PST

I am Billy Zane

If you find a second to check out The Festival myspace page, listen to the new tracks that are up there. Tom and I broke into the Octopus last month to record them. Speaking of the Octopus, the Es...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:22:00 PST

Happy Meal

Ladies and Everybody, I have lit the fake-fire, balanced my owl body upon a limb, and drawn my opera glasses faceward. My mouth is zig-zagged - Like a Berenstain Bear, As I watch the thing pre...
Posted by Brandon Douglas Campbell on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 06:00:00 PST