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Stormin' Mormons

About Me

From the mean streets of the West Siiiiiide, come the greatest band in the history of the universe - the Stormin' Mormons! Already legendary, the Stormin' Mormons not only have a secret awkward handshake, but lots of ideas for songs! The world waits with bated breath for the release of the sure to be number 1 smash hit "Citizen's Arrest." After one practice stalled by booze, this hard-working trio will soon take it to the road, much to delight of the kids across the nation. Stay tuned...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 27/07/2006
Band Website: right here, baby doll.
Band Members:

Sister Maria Sangria - best bass player ever

Brother Luscious - best guitar player ever

Desirenegade aka the Pope - best guitar player / vocalist ever

? - best drummer ever

EXCITING NEW MEMBER

Jim Steinman - power balladeer extraordinaire


Influences: broadway liquors, time-traveling, the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, orgazmo, spice girls, bonnie tyler, bat of out hell I & II
Sounds Like: pretty much the best thing ever.
Record Label: Mormon Tabernacle Choir Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Straight Outta tha Convent

Apologies for the lack of updates from the Holy Land.  We've been sequestered in the basement of The Church of Morris Day in Glen Falls, UT recording our debut.   We hope to have some songs ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:07:00 GMT

SnM named one of the ten bands to see before you die

http://www.motifmagazine.net/article/view/292We'd like to thank the editors of The Motiif for their support and the missionaries all over the world keeping the faith in the position alive.  In th...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:08:00 GMT

Hymen of the Holy Whorehouse

First hit album. To be released someday. We're waiting on one last power ballad from Steinman, and you can't rush a genius.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:33:00 GMT