About Me
Hello shits.
some of the things that make me happy:
mustard, philip schofield, newsnight(not watching it just knowing its on), car window reflections, WHSmith, New York in the 80s, fridays, saturdays, clumsy girls, storms, video shops, book shops, train journeys, knowing that david attenborough is alive and well, the audience full of old people in countdown, film review with jonathan ross, opening a biscuit tin and finding its full of bourbon creams, the sound of lawnmowers in summer, book shops, cosiness, pay per item all day breakfasts, being an arrogant cunt, garden centres, wimbledon (not watching it just knowing its on), cauliflower cheese, creativity, the program 'movies games and videos' (where did it go?), really ugly cats or dogs, and the smell of play-doh.
some of the things that make me sad:
adverts, feet, girls who think they're crazy, T4, interruptions, over-the-top hair, hyperactive camermen on 'funky' shows (T4) who can't sit still, the phrase 'cool beans', opening a biscuit tin to find its full of rich teas, jam sandwhiches, tabloid journalists especially the showbiz ones, People who add 'age' at the end of words ie 'chillage' or 'sleepage' - fuck offage, the program ER, people who come out to get pissed but leave at 11:15pm to get the last bus home and don't see it as a problem, people with weak bladders who have to piss every half an hour, the wind, sundays, everything indie, British people who pronounce project 'PROEject', tuesdays, short-man syndrome, passing an acquaintance in the street and having to stop when u both clearly wish u'd never seen each other, waffles, marzipan, the friday night project, 'stoners' with stupid hats, fashion, mediocre bands who think they're something special, people sitting in coffee shop windows reading a book, small-talk, really crap sarcasm, olives, Uni students - ones that give each other nicknames like Hercules or Onslo, Radio 1, Radio 1, Radio 1, people who treat their mundane jobs too seriously and often have made-up roles like Team Leader and possibly Paperclip Supervisor, opening the fridge and there's only a jar of chutney and an egg, sayin "see ya later" to someone and realising u both have to go the same way for a bit, sandals, ice cream, alex FUCKING zane, people who leave coffee in the sugar, and finally people who write their likes and dislikes online with the mistaken presumption that neone will give a shit.
WATCH THIS VIDEO!!! Of me being a tit...
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