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Want Some Candy?

Well Aren't U Just a Fuckin Ray of Sunshine!!!

About Me

I am a funny, spontaneous, and charismatic girl. Who enjoys a good time. I LOVE to spend time my studly dude of a husband who truly knows how to love and be loved, even when he's rubbing his ass on me. Bad Piggy!!! Fuck fake ass bitches. If I don't like you, you know who u R, stay the FUCK outta my way!!! U've been warned!MICHIGAN 2007body {cursor: url(http://image.blinkyou.com/cursor_images/OSboobs2.ani);

My Interests

I love the outdoors and experiencing new things. On my time I love to surf, play pool, socialize with friends and just have funVIVA LAS VEGAS BITCHES!!!Here Are Some Oldies But Goodies From Da Past!

I'd like to meet:

Some old friends and new people to chat with

Music:

I enjoy Alternative, Punk, Da Reggae, Jungle and a whole shit load of other shit. Some of my favs are Soc D, Fugazi, Vandals, NOFX, Limpy B, Linkin Park, Misfits, Minor Threat, Crystal Method, Aphrodite, Lacuna Coil, Reggaeton jams like Serious Smokers and so much more

Movies:

The ORGINAL Little Mermaid, Warriors of the Wind, aka: Valley of the Wind, The Labrynth, Breakfast Club, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark and alot more 80's movies

Books:

I LOVE Anne Rice-The Witching Hour-nothing like makin love to a ghost!, Alice Sebold, Jasper Fford, Dean Koontz, Syliva Browne, those are just to name a fewimg src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/HOTTIEHYLKOS/Ima ges/Text/SqlNuts.gif"

Heroes:

75 Ways To Annoy People1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 3. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 6. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 7. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 8. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 9. Sniffle incessantly. 10. Leave your indicator on for fifty miles. 11. Name your dog "Dog." 12. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 13. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 14. Declare your flat/house an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 15. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 16. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 17. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 18. Set up an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 19. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 20. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 21. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 22. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 23. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 24. Drum on every available surface. 25. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 26. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. 27. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 28. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 29. Set alarms for random times. 30. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 31. Beep your horn and wave to strangers. 32. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 33. Wear your clothes backwards. 34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 35. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 36. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 37. only type in lowercase. 38. dont use any punctuation either 39. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 40. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 41. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 42. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 43. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 44. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 45. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 46. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 47. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 48. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 49. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 50. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 51. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 52. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 53. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 54. Ask people what gender they are. 55. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". 56. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in peoples brains. 57. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 58. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 59. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 60. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 61. Sit in your front garden pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 62. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 63. Wear a LOT of aftershave. 64. Sing along at the opera. 65. Mow your lawn with scissors. 66. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING- batter!" 67. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 68. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 69. Ask your co-workers/friends mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 70. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 71. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 72. Never make eye contact. 73. Never break eye contact. 74. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 75. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.