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Renata

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, here, let me tell you my life story, listing all my minute likes and dislikes, and generally vomiting forth information that no one gives a crap about except for those who can't start an email conversation without the whole "oh, we have so much in common! I, too, enjoy tepid cocoa and the company of hermaphroditic gerbils!" Right-o, then, here's everything about meeeeee . . . .

On second thought, maybe not.

PS - If you are adding me for no reason but that you want to watch your MySpace friends list grow, do me a favor and please, just get a penis pump instead. It's quicker, easier, and fewer strangers online learn of your psychosis. Thanks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fictional characters, dead people, past versions and French speakers.

My Blog

The Boys are back in town

Ah, yeah, excuse the lameness, but I'm sure I'm not the first to use that subject line. Ennis & Robertson's The Boys are back in print, and I am SO happy. For a little while there, I was close to ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:36:00 GMT

feats of strength & endurance

Random observation #489: Men use the exact same tone to talk about how much they can bench press as women use to talk about how high a heel they can walk in.
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 19:18:00 GMT

I passed the motherf***ing bar!!!!!

That is, unless the internet notification system is fucking with me and the paper copy will read "we regret to inform you that your life will once more become a hell of terrified dread and plummeting ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 21:42:00 GMT

Are you there Margaret? It's me, God. I'm coming to GET YOU!

So I missed a bus. As I swore and ranted and shook my fist in the air, it pulled away from me, and an ad for the new Hilary Swank movie, "The Reaping," floated into my field of vision. I registered th...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:21:00 GMT

O Canada . . .

Mm. What a very, very underappreciated country. 
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:53:00 GMT

smile

A smile on the open market in New Yorkis worth 25 cents.Chew on that, if you've nothing better to chew on.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 20:51:00 GMT

I'm going to be a girl now . . .

Ahem. So. Skinny little Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He's grown up. He's filled out. I mean, he's still not quite my cup of tea (not least because he has about three facial expressions to work with on all oc...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 22:20:00 GMT

happy St. Patrick's

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who are Irish, who want to be, or who just want to get a little Irish in them. Har har har. As always, the Onion knows what to say . . .
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:24:00 GMT

oh, dear, sweet antichrist, that was so damn good

So, I got the second issue of Garth Ennis' new Chronicles of Wormwood yesterday, and OH MY GOD. It may have been a mistake to read it on the train late in the evening yesterday because, not only were ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:42:00 GMT

pencil cup

I have decided that the one thing missing from my professional life - aside from motivation, fulfillment and good pay - is cubicle spirit. And, since I have already plastered my grim gray walls with p...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:47:00 GMT