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bobben

no tv and no beer make helen something something

About Me

way to breathe...no breath.
Heres a handy hint...!

My new Gerbils!!!

Mischa

Clive

i am helen

and i live in jobe the flat in glasgow with stuart

who likes larry david
.
i go to strathclyde university

and study history and politics

which makes me an intellectual like John Stuart Mill
.
i have two fish, sid,

who is on the grow, and slinky

and i am friends with the paddingtons

in my head
.
also i love mary-anne

and pish soup

and my guineas

and summer

who is my friend.
the end

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My Interests

Books:

A Handful Of Dust - Evelyn Waugh, The Collector - John Fowles, Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell, Animal Farm - Geroge Orwell
Keep the Aspidistras Flying - George Orwell , The Time Travellers Wife - Audrey Niffeneger, Angela's Ashes - Frank McCourt, The Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger, Puffball - Fay Weldon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon, A Gathering Light - Jennifer Donnelly, The Wonderful Man and The Shoes of Salvation - Edward Monkton, The L-Shaped Room - Lynne Reid Banks, I Capture the Castle - Dodie Smith, The Lovely Bones - Alice Seabold, The Story of God - Robert Winston, On Cats - Doris Lessing, Rebecca - Daphne De Maurier.

My Blog

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Posted by bobben on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

another stroke of genius by bobben

If you've ever wondered which inanimate object you are then now you're in luck because this very scientific test will determine it for you. You can even put it on your blog or myspace so everyone can...
Posted by bobben on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:13:00 PST

big pink

  Q: Where is the last place you went?A: to get pick n mix and this cd... Q: Do you look like your mum or dad?:A: to an extent Q: Do you have any siblings?A: jam "the hair" bob Q: Do you smile of...
Posted by bobben on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:47:00 PST

Bloc party at king tuts

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Posted by bobben on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:55:00 PST

strokes, rakes, strakes...pictures!

Hi hi hi hii hi hhi hihi hihi ih hihh ihhihhihhihi h ih ihh hi hi.MMmmmmmmm strokes STROKES, STROKES, STROKES, STROKES, STRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00OKES! Fuck Ye Fuck Ye Fuck Ye....STROOKES...haha r...
Posted by bobben on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:47:00 PST

time to numb the mind!

Q1) Sleep with or without clothes on? - strokes tshirt!!Q2) Prefer black or blue pens? - depends on my mood... i think maybe blue?Q3) Dress up on Halloween? - hehe this year i was just black and orang...
Posted by bobben on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:07:00 PST

kbye

cheese choccy solitaire bah humbug BOB i wish i was bob dylan i wish i was a little more funky happy new year fishcakes ...
Posted by bobben on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:08:00 PST

The Rakes and The Cribs - T In The Park

The Rakes at T in the Park (Balado, Kinross), Futures Stage, Saturday 9th July. The Cribs at T in the Park (Balado, Kinross), Futures Stage, Saturday 9th July. ...
Posted by bobben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Bravery and The Magic Numbers Photos - T In The Park

The Bravery at T in the Park (Balado, Kinross), R1/NME Stage, 4:15pm Sunday 10th July. The Magic Numbers at T in the Park (Balado, Kinross), X Tent, 5:45pm Sunday 10...
Posted by bobben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kaiser Chiefs Photos - T in the Park

Kaiser Chiefs at T in the Park (Balado, Kinross), R1/NME Stage, 5:25 pm Sunday 10th July. ...
Posted by bobben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST