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About Me

/"We need to mapquest these icebergs." --TeliciaI googled myself and I'm the number one Telicia in the world!Hello. The name: Telicia. The date of birth: November 13, 1985 (You can buy me tons of nothing but take me out.) I spend my days being a happy, tired mommy at the time of this writing. (lol) I'm sadly unemployed.I enjoy being around my sister and my friends; they keep me sane in such an insane world. I hate being stuck in the house for a long period of time; I begin to freak out. I daydream a hell of a lot. I absolutely need Psychology and I'm highly entertained by the secrets and inner workings of the human brain. I'm also interested in feminism because I want my vagina to be worshiped! I love kitties! I'm interested in the things you don't say more so than the things you do say plus I enjoy listening to your problems than discussing my own. If its strange, I'm most likely going to LOVE it. I'm quiet but I don't realize it because its always loud in my mind. I say mean things and I don't realize it unless its brought to my attention. I am a hypocrite but only because I feel in the middle about most things. My choice of music is my essence; I don't think I would have made it this far without it (and friends and family of course!) I feel as though I'm not appreciated enough for the sacrifices I make to others. I believe the dead watch over the living. I feel as though I have a major purpose in life and I won't die until I found out what it is.I think Salem will teach me the real meaning of love. I need to feel as though those close to me are worth sacrificing myself for. The best qualities in a person in my opinion are quirkiness and uniqueness (don't even know if those are words). I am picky with most things because I don't want to waste my time; variety IS the spice of life. Certain situations can bother me for extended periods of time and yet I'll rarely show that it does. I'm very clingy. I accept my flaws because they are a part of my identity and I love myself so much! My mind is my best friend and my greatest enemy. And after re-reading this, I sound pretty damn depressing lol; therefore, this shall be titled, Telicia: The Unglorious.[LOVEMYFLASH][/LOVEMYFLASH]

My Interests

/always changing.
hating whatever you love Psychology Brains Video Games Nutrition Dining Occult Stuff The Odd and Unusual Reading and Writing Studying Human Behavior in its Natural Environment postsecret.com

I'd like to meet:

/Clones. Clones Psychologically healthy people Psychologically damaged people Unique, Funny People People who remind me of me Johnny Depp Captain Planet Frank WarrenFriends List | Touch My Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

/stuff you wouldn't want to hear.
Godsmack! Disturbed Kittie HellYeah Static-X Tool Nine Inch Nails Mudvayne A Perfect Circle Queens of the Stone Age Slipknot Pantera Bjork Yeah Yeah Yeahs System of a Down Chevelle Ministry Rammstein Avenged Sevenfold No Doubt Skye/Morcheeba
G.E.N.E.R.A.L C.A.T.E.G.O.R.I.E.S hard rock, nu metal, electronica

Movies:

/no porn was viewed in the making of this list.
The Fifth Element Sleepy Hollow Sweeney Todd 300 A Nightmare Before Christmas Chicago Pirates of the Carribbean I Am Legend Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Cat Soup Donnie Darko Sin City Half Baked Judd Apatow films Sex and the City Ichi the Killer

Television:

/digging in the dirt.
Dirt Sex and the City Family Guy Shin Chan The Mr. Men Show The Boondocks Harvey Birdman Desert Punk The Simpsons Billy and Mandy My Gym Partner's a Monkey Chowder

Books:

/whatever's in hand.
Bitch (magazine) Wicked Prince of Persia Edgar Allan Poe Nonfiction Occult Psychology

Heroes:

/captain planet.
Captain Planet because he is THE hero. My Vagina because its strong like oxen.

My Blog

Why Am I Fighting Tampons?!?!?!

Why is the cunt the enemy?!?! Its the penises that are evil. http://www.komix-games.com/game.php?game=cunt...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:42:00 PST

Its Very Forest-y....

Before I begin: This is day number 259 and you're 37 weeks pregnant!You have 21 days or 3 weeks left, and are 92.5% of the way there.Baby's age since conception is 245 days or 35 weeks. You are ...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:55:00 PST

Missing You

I know some of the greatest people in the existence of mankind and I feel bad that I don't get to see most of them as often as I would like to anymore. I can't wait to not be pregnant anymore&nb...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:27:00 PST

Link for Future Reference

Most of this sounds like me!http://zodiac-signs-astrology.com/zodiac-signs/scorpio.ht m...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:00:00 PST

Unbearable...

It's so shocking how so much can be taken from you in such a short period of time; how much damage can be caused in just a second at a time when you need the best of care. It's so scary but so _...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:47:00 PST

Where Are You...

This relationship is driving me to insanity and I don't know how much more I can take. I don't think its the pregnancy hormones. I think its the fact that this is a failed relationship and...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:51:00 PST

I Cant Fight This Feeling Anymore...

Addictive Relationships It is often very hard to end a love relationship even when you know it is bad for you. A "bad" relationship is not the kind that is going through the usual p...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST

"P"

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netI'm hinting all over the place. So, I'm uhhhhhhHHHHhhhh the big "P" word that I'm hardly ever comfortable saying simply because it just doesn't fit my person...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:31:00 PST

Amish in Vans Using Pam

And here's the blog containing today's news. I went to an Amish market (PA Dutch Market) in Annapolis with Chris and his mom before work today. The place is fantastic. (Shameless plu...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:39:00 PST

2 + 0+ 0 + 8 = 10 = 1

Three days into the new year already. I predict this year will go by quickly. I'll be trying to make this a traveling kind of year with new sights and sounds and maybe new people to...
Posted by Salem 9.12.08 on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:30:00 PST