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Get slow motion for me.


Posted by on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:40:00 GMT

But I sell drugs to the community!


Posted by on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:20:00 GMT

Recent Inexplicable Side Effects of Brain Injury

Malcolm Darby, 70, awoke from surgery following a stroke in Oakham, England, last year to find that he had near-perfect vision (after having worn eyeglasses since age 2) but later discovered that he n...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:31:00 GMT

Klown Power.


Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:15:00 GMT

Angle grinding against the government.

 "My obsession with wheel-clamping is actually a rebellion against a much deeper malaise," he said. "Namely, the arrogant contempt that politicians hold for the people who put them into power, and who...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 15:48:00 GMT

The future is now.

Behold.http://www.meatcards.com/http://bakonvodka.com/
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:05:00 GMT

Freddy Mercury post-op, now with more metal.


Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:25:00 GMT

Fun with DJ Q.W.E.R.T.Y.

http://www.ronwinter.tv/drums.html
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:16:00 GMT

Not going to Austin this weekend?

http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:34:00 GMT

The luckiest poor Chinese boy ever poisoned with nuclear waste ever!

.. A Cat-Boy has stunned medics with his ability to see in pitch black with eyes that glow in the dark. Doctors have studied Nong Youhuis amazing eyesight since his dad took him to hospital in Dahua,...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:37:00 GMT