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El Presidente

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About Me

Sorry, any information about me has been classified by the CIA. I could tell ya, but then I..d have to kill you in a slow and painful manner... However, I do accept bribes in the form of porn and/or sexual favors. ~.^

My Interests

Drinking, Killing Zombies, Computers, Music, Sarcasm, Taking Over Small South American Countries, Sex, Politics, Future World Leaders, History, Soccer, Final Fantasy

I'd like to meet:

People, hot boys, whatever