Well, I was born in San Francisco and was bumped around from shelter to shelter until my mommy saw me and could not resist my cuteness. I resided in a tiny studio on the 5th floor in the TL, passing time by watchin the crackheads and trannies out on the street. Then I rode all the way to Portland on the dash of a uhaul. So now I'm in Portland, I love it, I be pimpin all the felines in my neighborhood. I'm also a Cog, or Dat, if you will. I've been know to bark at times, I play fetch, sit up, spin around, and lay down. I also can be compared to a cockroach, for I scurry away when frightened. So I'm a Cogaroach. I don't like dogs and have been known to attack them...and left a claw in one's face for proof! Woof Woof. I have learned to deal with my frustrations, and no longer pee or crap on the floor. I am the sweetest little cuddly cat nugget ever!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? El Gato
What is your name? Spooky Bandito
What other nicknames do you have? Reynaldo, Monster, Cogaroach, Mr Big Eyes, Spook-Kay, Meow-meow
What is your favorite treat? Tofurkey, Pounce
What would your owner describe you as? A Creature. Mogwai. Super-duper cuddly cat-nugget. Intelligent. Human-like
What is the funniest thing you have done? I like to drown my toys in the water dish. Play Fetch. Sit up. Spin around. Lay down.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Attacked a blue-healer dog and left a claw in his face.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yea, I'm a no strings attached kinda guy.
Are you a social animal? I get along with cats, humans, and squirrels...they are my friends.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Sometimes I pee or poo on the floor. But I try to bury it with random things!
Are you friendly? Sometimes people scare me! But yes.
Are you overweight? I have a bit of a gullet, but it's so soft!
Do you like warm milk? Only when I was a kitten.
Do you eat cheese? Swiss.
Do you eat bugs? I used to be a spider hunter, then I realized it's not the Buddhist way.
Do you live with other animals? I live next door to 2 other cats, they are my buds.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Only when the people are home.
Do you like to exercise? Not really. Although I do partake in string or fetch from time to time.
Do you like car rides? I like being able to walk around in the car-ride, fuck a cat-carrier.
Do you get into stuff? Plastic bags. the garbage for the plastic bag. The refrigerator.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Very much so.
Do you like to swim? I think NOT!
Do you chase laser pen dots? Psh.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Of Course, I snuggle close every night.
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