S.W.S.W.S.W.M.O. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I wonder if I write anything here, how many people would actually read it... I mean seriously sit down and read my whole fuckin' autobiography. What a bore! "About me" well I was born on a windy afternoon in March, I have a special love of music and a general disdain for bull-shitters. My parents aren't rich, I am 24 in Jr. college ( I will wait for the laughter to die down...ok onward). I look like a slacker but I actually read and write for fun, don't ask me how it happened, it's just the way it is. Anything else you want to know you are going to have ask.

My Interests

I am so easily amused, what am I not interested in? Other than your opinion...

I'd like to meet:

you, your mom, your sister, your aunt, your grandma, the pope, snoop dogg, Jesus, Buddha, Dharma, Greg, ok not Greg, but Dharma, Wally George, Jessica Simpson, Homer Simpson, Batman, Jay, Silent Bob, but most of all Howard Stern

Music:

I like anything with a pulse, so that excludes country and classical.So buy this CD immediately, or you just plain missed the boat son!

Movies:

Anything where the story line revolves around sex, drugs and rock & roll, oh and monsters, those are good to have in movies too.

Television:

is evil, it is a reminder of how low our society has sunk."Hi, I am here to sell my soul to be on T.V. for a night!"

Books:

Eye red twentiteen hundred milyon books. Sum wur funie, sum wur skari, and sum wur teer jerkurs, butt eye luved them all bacuz eye l lyke 2 reed! YAY NOW YOU GO!

Heroes:

Your mom, for squeezing out a cranium that huge... I mean really, that thing is just massive.