***JANELLE & KEVIN*** - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Grilling, tuning, partying and working tattoos. I love boxing- my parents really got me hooked on that back in FL. I'm a reef-geek. That's kinda an understatement. I LOVE my tank- if my house caught fire I'd die trying to get my corals out. And everyone knows Kev's big in Japan. And I have a bleeding heart for Sea Shepherd. I'm one of those "green" people who actually cares about the environment...a lot. I love camellias, juju bees, Aveda, Halo, horses, my little brothers, palms, gatorade fruit punch-berry, National Geographic, HBO, the Carter, kush and wonderpets, cops who tell me my rent is over and take my boat away for swimming in the "reservoir" (the sign said "reservoir" but the cops had "lake patrol" across their boats. Last time I'm trusting those buttheads BUT that was a hell of a day), logs that burn colors, shikshe-bobs (and yes, I meant it in the Jewish sense), 2 400watt metal halides and 2 96w power compacts to brighten up my day, knots, fish, being babysat, wine, parties in the woods, hanging out in the woods, my dog getting scared at night in the woods, nag champa, having someone else do the math, JWalker Blue Label, tacobell/newport/$80 shampoo nights spent wrenching, Victoria's Secret, my parents in their chaps- so cool, flowers in fireplaces, blue-toned light, Epictetus, Blockbuster online, the feel of cast iron tubs, blogs, making fun of George Bush, wrenching in the Riverlake carwash all night long, when Kevin speaks Japanese to me, canaries, having a bad day, Publix and Denny's but only when GingerChad, Dave, JoJo, Dom, Janelle (man Janelle), Jaz, Erik, Daniel, Frank and Amanda, Hoops,and Chris are all there. We're the "other" group and next time we'll bring chairs.

My Interests

Lee?

I'd like to meet:

Maher and The Liu Family

Music:

Lots and lots of Hip Hop, Tom Waits, Sade, TurboNegro, Johnny Cash, Punk Rock from the late 90's when I graduated HS, and a bit of hardcore.

Movies:

Feast of Love, Gladiators, F&L in LV, Snatch, Boondock. 300. Bet you can't guess why!!! Kevin likes 300 too. Hopefully, not for the same reason.

Television:

Heroes (I know- it's gay but I love it anyways), John from Cincinatti (rip), Weeds, The L word.

Books:

I read like mad. Everything I can find. Hell, I have a Chilton's manual in my bathroom. I like a million different genres of fiction- mostly I just pick up the #1 bestseller and give it a go. I like Dirt Pitt novels, women's murder club novels, WWII novels, straight up raunchy sex novels, fantasy novels. I'm not into beach blanket reads. Magazines- Sci American, National Geographic, Redbook, etc. I'll read anything put out by the Onion too.

Heroes:

Like I said, it's gay but I love it anyways. Nah... Dr. Wall. Guy Aitchison- Now, HE'S an artist. Captain Paul. MY PARENTS. The Portsmouth Naval Hospital Neonatal Intensive Care Unit Doctors and Staff. Mama Fish for telling me "Never marry a man with bad knees"- it was the best advice I ever got in my entire life.

My Blog

Check out this vid: Big Kev makes it clap

aaaaahhh yeahCheck out this video: Big Kev makes it clap ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:42:00 PST

Check out this video: Janelles weee dance

Coors light inspired- only the best for you folks.Check out this video: Janelles weee dance ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Tue, 13 May 2008 06:39:00 PST

Pulled over in Polk County

Two guys were riding through Polk County when they got pulled over by the sheriff. So the two guys slide on their seat belts and watch the deputy get out of the car. The deputy walks ov...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:00:00 PST

Dog for sale

Dog Free to good home.Excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:21:00 PST

Clearwater beach 23rd-26th May

We're coming back biatches!!! Down in Florida for memorial day weekend at the beach condo in Clearwater. All of us need some R&R and some beer so we'll be calling a bunch of folks soon to set it u...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Sun, 04 May 2008 02:38:00 PST

IN FLORIDA!!!

I'm coming down sans Kevin from Feb 21st to the 16th. Then Kev and I are coming down together on the 6th of April for 2 weeks. If we don't see you- we don't love you. Our FL crew needs...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:45:00 PST

Camocouch, ninjacats and my fav demotivator.

I have no idea what the message on camocouch means but look closely at those butt cushions! And it's "They're" not their but who gives a damn. Apparently I did.http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh168...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:55:00 PST

Kevs valentines day FU to us girls!!

MEN - very funny. This was written by a dude...but it's still pretty damn smart. Girls--have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so mu...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

Oh look- Cupcakes!

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Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:29:00 PST

Penismightier.com

Stupid site but I LOVE the name!! We got a new Miller Econitig welder! Oooooh. That's gonna come in handy and hopefully save us some cash in the long run. I look like shit- I need to put on makeup bef...
Posted by ***JANELLE & KEVIN*** on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST