Blind Dates: Beware... your friends are EVIL! |
Blind dates rarely work out, even if you DO actually talk to each
other. I have never been on a blind date and will never succumb to one.
I would rather be the Crazy Old Cat Lady than lower myself t...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:48:00 GMT |
I can’t do it. |
I can't do it.How am I supposed to tell her? How do I tell her that her happiness is crushing me with such ferocity I can't breathe? How do I tell her that no, I wasn't okay before on the phone; that ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:04:00 GMT |
Hand-Me-Downs: My Mothers Recipe |
Some people inherit their father's ears or their mother's nose. Old people sometimes tell you things like, "Wow! You are the spitting image of your great-great grandma Alice!" or "You've got your fath...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:46:00 GMT |
Pondering recipe number 4 |
Well, there is no nice way of putting this... but my middle child, Charlotte, is completely nuts. She is a 'Grade A' NUTTER. Maybe not as nuts as my friend's ex-husband when he was her age though. He ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:55:00 GMT |
Another pondering recipe |
Well, I’m sat here at my computer at 11:20 pm all on my lonesome, with only my drunken Mutter on messanger for company. As I sit here and wonder what the hell happened to me and how the hell I g...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:21:00 GMT |
Any ideas? |
A little over a week ago, Neil (hubby) moved out of our home and back in with his parents. This means that I will have to find new hobbies to replace the arguing, hiding reciepts and cleaning up after...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:56:00 GMT |
My top embarrasing moments. |
I know it's unusual for people to share their embarrassing moments to the whole world, but I thought....To hell with it! There are only a handful of people who read my blog (okay, slightly more than a...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:36:00 GMT |
Weezie the Weirdo and Lola The Butt-Monkey |
My family (my mom, my sisters and I) get together most Tuesday nights for "Create Some Crap Night" and one night my sister Weezie decided that I should write and illustrate a comic book. Being some-wh...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:28:00 GMT |
Thats it. Ive had enough. |
I've had enough.I've simply just had enough. Anyone who professes to be my friend (but only when it suits them) I dare you. Ask me for a favor. The answer is no.The friends who decide that I'm not imp...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:15:00 GMT |
This Festive Season. |
Well, it's that time of year again. I usually fucking HATE Christmas... and this year started no differently. In my traditional Humbug style, I have managed to buy all my children's presents before th...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:44:00 GMT |
