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Frank Spencer

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About Me

Ahoy hoy my name's Mr Spencer, Frank Spencer. People don't like me much, I think I tend to annoy them, but I do try my best to get on with other people, I do! No-ones more trying than me! As my mother said everyday in every way I’m getting better and better. I have a dog called Columbo and he brings us a lot of luck, we found him at the beginning of the week and you know what my mother always said on a Monday…”It’s MONDAY! If you find a dog on a Monday or anything starting with D, like a deer or a duck, it could bring you luck, but there again it might not be!”

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My Interests

I'm permanently mending things that I have already broken and I also attend a weekly woodwork class where I replace my furniture that was sadly excavated out of the rear of the moving vehicle when moving to our current home at 27 Sodberry Close. I currently enjoy performing my ventriloquist act with Marvin the monkey. I stuck his new ears on yesterday, put him out to dry and then I accidentally backed the car over his head! I also have frequent flying lessons so that I can fly to Australia to run my Grandads farm. I enjoy these lessons as they remind me of my RAF days ahhh those were the days, the braces, the special occasions I would have you know I still wear those braces... I look forward to the annual Christmas Nativity play, directed by Father O'Hare. Although I can't go to confession anymore, I've been blacklisted. I also enjoy indulging myself on the floor of my local Liberal party meetings.

I'd like to meet:

I would one day like to meet the queen. Jessica enjoys seeing the queen on Christmas Day!What a rude question! .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

I don’t listen to music as such. I like singing to Jessica, it helps her sleep you see.“There was a man who bought a cat, he fed it well, it got so fat, he had to stroke it with a broom, and when it purred it shook the room. Eat in, Eat in, he couldn’t stop. Growing, Growing, until he went pop. One day outside, a dog it saw, and went along, to shake a paw, the dog just gave a frightened pant, he thought it was an elephant. Ever so nice, Sugar and Spice.”I also like performing on the stage my favourite song “Early One Morning”

Television:

I'm not much one for T.V, although I do like watching Dracula with Betty when the television set isn't broken.

Heroes:

Peter the Pixie: “Goodbye little fairies, I’m leaving at the double, I’d like to stay for one more day but I’ve had a bit of trouble”