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David

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About Me


[Marital Status] single
[Shoe size] 11 1/2
[Parents still together] yes
[Siblings] 2
[Pets] 4
FAVORITES
[Color] blue
[Number] 6
[Animal] weisle
[Drinks]
[Soda]
[Book] i dont read books
[Flower]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Twirl your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] no
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no
[Drink/Smoke?] no
[Like roller coasters?] no
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yea in a dumpster
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] no
[Write in cursive or print?] in big block letters
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] no
[Own a cell phone?] no
[Ever get off the damn computer?] no
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes tons of them
[Considered a life of crime?] yes im a badass
[Considered being a hooker?] yes i have a hot body
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] no
[Made out with JUST a friend?] sure
[Been in lust?] sure
[Used someone] yes this retard named troy he buys me what ever i want
[Been used?] no i aint nobodys bitch
[Been cheated on?] no if they cheated on my id slap um up
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yes how do u think i win fights
[Stolen anything?] yes
[Held a gun] if u mean my cock
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] rags
[Current mood] happy
[What you currently smell like] shit
[Current hair] brown
[Current thing I ought to be doing] slamin my bitch
[Current cd in stereo] none
[Last book you read] i cant read
[Last movie you saw] pie
[Last thing you ate] coconut
[Last person you talked to on the phone] a phone sex girl she said her name was candy
[Do drugs?] no
[Believe there is life on other planets?] no
Remember your first love?] yes my friend Seans mom
[Still love him/her?] no she got fat
[Read the newspaper?] no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes my friend Troy
[Believe in miracles?] no
[Do well in school?] no
[Wear hats] no
[Hate yourself?] yes
[Have an obsession?] no
[Collect anything?] buttons
[Have a best friend?] no that faggot moved to colorado
[Close friends?] no
[Like your handwriting?] no
[Care about looks] yes if you look this good you got to care
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] no
[First kiss] no
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no
[Do you believe in "the one?"] no
[Are you a tease?] yes
[Too shy to make the first move?] no
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] no
[Bitch/Asshole] asshole
[sarcastic] no
[Angel] no
[Devil] no
[Shy] no
[Talkative] no
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5 parts anger
1 part arrogance
5 parts empathy
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