So basically, im a short fella and I ride bulls. Ive been fucked up on numerous occasions, and I STILL LOVE IT!!!!! I have two bullridin' mother fuckin' buddies, Dustin and Casey. Dustin likes to give Casey blumpkins on a daily basis. Most of the time I enjoy tickling my own fancy, but other participents are welcomed. I like to travel. Kozigstan stock show and rodeo was awesome this year. I was the 1988 BRO world champion, and I tied Jim Sharp in 1990. I've been known drink a little ripple, throw back a brew, crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's dual. Ive got a fish named dog, and a dog named,........PERCY???????? My favorite karate move is the monkey slap. My right leg is 2 inches shorter then my middle leg!?!? My wingman Rosco once got with a girl with 4 toes and lop-sided nipples. I party with retards. Brianna Nalder is my love,.............and we make sweet monkey love in the back of el caminos. I like negroes, mexicans (sometimes) and the occasional white person. Im Irish and Im buff. Anymore questions, contact one of my hoes, they know my whole storey. If youve heard a rumor it is probably true, and YES I do have a huge set of balls. Have a good one!!! Peace be the journey. You should create your own like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !
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