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Mistress of the Dark

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I love going out and actually doing stuff. I like to get out and go dancing, or go find a secluded corner in a hookah bar to relax and talk, play pool or find a place to shake my ass. The beach, darts, cards, driving, whatever is clever. I smoke and (occasionally)drink. If that offends you, please, read no further. I know exactly what I want too, and if you're not it, I'll let you know. I just am not willing to settle for less than what I want. I am honest, direct, intelligent, and spunky. Most people either really like me, or they greatly dislike me... which one are you? I am opinionated, and if you begin the debate, I will sure as hell try to beat you. I am the queen of EXCEL and sarcasm.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

My Blog

My Holiday Wish List (1-10)

.. Keep in mind, I never pay full price, so please take heed and visit my links.... they will help you out immensely, perhaps even in the future! More to come!1. Diandra Perfume2. Lair du Temps eu ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:38:00 GMT

Technical Difficulties: Installing a Husband

 INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to H...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:55:00 GMT

Circles of circles.....

you know... most people get it after a while. Some don't. Eventually truths come out and cannot be hidden any longer. Some truths are good and make others happy, some are bad and destroy things that a...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:55:00 GMT

Girl Language

 GIRL LANGUAGEIf i dont call you[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ]When i walk away from you mad[ Follow me ]When i stare at you[ Kiss me ]When i push you or hit you[ Grab me and dont l...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:46:00 GMT

Living In Fast Forward

So, why can't people understand that I just want to be left alone.... It ends up that the wrong people contact me, and the right ones don't ... why do I attract all this wierd kinda karma to myself? I...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:27:00 GMT

Swimming In Sorrow

So I have been feeling really like my life is stuck in one spot, not going anywhere ... like I have plateued here. I just feel blah, or enraged, like I want to scream. I think I am depressed, so I am ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:06:00 GMT