Im Yumi
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H7FHR7WT34UU5G83478I FUCKING HATE BYTERSNFG84Y689734YU6
Other than my third foot and shedding problem,
i'm your average 100 year old.
When i'm not regurgitating my dinner for my pet birds,
I like to walk around and pick flowers
from other people's yards.
My favorite color is white
because people get mad and say it's not a color.
but they're obviously just racist.
That's also why my favorite finger is my thumb.
however, other than that and paper, I don't have many favorite things.
when I'm bored, I count my fingers to make sure I didn't grow any extras.
While not base jumping or playing bingo,
you will most likely find me looking at paint samples at Lowes.
I often dream of being an ant so i can live in small things
that would seem big,
like in a walnut.
I always put my left shoe on first
because right foot shoes are overrated.
my favorite quote is: "table"
because it is simple, and you can eat on tables.
I don't think the makers of "Krazy Glue" were very nice
because maybe the glue really isn't "krazy"
but just strong.
However, if it screamed at you when you used it,
the name would be appropriate.
