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Jess

Bob didn't do heroin...in fact, he hated needles...

About Me

I love beer and conversations that lead nowhere, long walks on the beach and unicorns. Especially unicorns that take me on long walks on the beach while I drink beer and talk about random things...can you get a RUI?

My Interests

being naked, stoned dancing, dive bars, driving around aimlessly, being a retard, hiking, drinking cheap wine, blasting music in my car, camping, eating pistachio nuts...oh yeah, going places, watching people, trapeze, drunk conversations with friends, and beer.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will slide down a hill with me on a cardboard box. People who enjoy slurpee drinking contests. A mechanical bull riding midget. Anyone who enjoys the following...

Music:

Yes

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Kevin Smith, Waiting, Office Space, Anything Monty Python, Quentin Tarantino movies, Half Baked, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, lotsa others

Television:

24, Family Guy, Food Network, Discovery Channel, CSI, Scrubs

Books:

are real good

Heroes:

Superman...'cause he can fly AND he has x-ray vision...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4