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Rumplestiltskin

Humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.

About Me

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. Cecil B. DeMille US movie producer (1881 - 1959)Dont spoil what you have. Cherish it!I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me! I am a goal oriented person, a team player, and I give 110%!

My Interests

I like to SPED, make tea in a pan, read, kick man butts, write about everyone I meet, listen to great music, laugh at funny stuff, hang out w/ Kristin, Dar, and Ash, make jewelry and purses, make out with Jenny(only if she has on her Richard Simmons Make Out Lip Jelly) chunky dunk, chill in the sunroom with Heather and Angie(when in NC), hold hands with Justin.

I'd like to meet:

James Taylor, Betsy Johnson, Vera Wang, David Duchovney, Gillian Anderson, Norah Jones, John Mayer, Satchmo, Conan and Jack Black.

Music:

The Doors Sublime Fiona Apple Beck Norah Jones The White Stripes ACID BATH Led Zeppelin AC DC Aerosmith Alanis Morissette Foghat The Red Hot Chilli Peppers The Bee Gees Cake Dave Matthews Band Days of The New The Dixie Chicks ELVIS Jimi Hendrix Lenny Kravitz Matchbox 20 The Misfits Tom Jones Frank Sinatra Ray Charles The Strokes Queen Little Richard The Wallflowers

Movies:

Ya Ya, The House of D, The Life Aquatic, Fight Club, House of 1000 Corpses, Napoleon Dynamite, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, 50 First Dates, and about a bigillion other ones. Nothing beats a really good horror movie with great special effects.

Television:

The X Files and Ghost Hunters

Books:

Ellen Degeneres' The Funny Thing Is, The 5 People You Meet In Heaven, The Divine Secrets of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Wicked, Son of a Witch, Mirror Mirror, Lost and The Wizard of Oz collection.

Heroes:

Jesus, my dad and mom (when she's not being a pirate)

My Blog

My Wedding Blog

Two hundred and four days...That's all the time I have left to plan the "wedding of my dreams"...so far I have really done nothing but stress about every little thing that could go wrong.  For ex...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:53:00 PST

DAD

Hey guys! I'm just letting you guys know that my dad is back in the hosital. The doctors said that he has a blood clot in his left leg (the one he broke). They put him in a room at ARH...Thats really ...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:58:00 PST

SON OF A BEANSTALK!

One of my worst fears ever, just happened! I am terrified of needles for starters. I was in my bro's room looking for my book and all of a sudden I got a sharp terrible pain in my stupid foot.  I...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 08:37:00 PST

Fallen but not forgotten

The three had reportedly arranged to meet at a South Fayette Street bar called Club Attraction early this morning.Investigators allege that when Smith pulled out his badge, Martin ran and Leftwich sho...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:54:00 PST

A Little Too Animal Friendly

I don't know if anyone is aware of this but I really have a soft spot for animals. So much so that I almost wreck every time a bunny or dog jumps out infront of my car. My undeniable love for animals ...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:17:00 PST

Help Fight Cervical Cancer

  Go to this link and order your free bracelet.  It costs you nothing, but for every one that is ordered, Merck Pharmaceuticals donates $1 for cervical cancer research. It only takes a minut...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

I can't find anything

I've recently come to realize that I never remember where I put anything. Mom, Dad and Chris are the same way. The three of them have been on the war path for days looking for a key to a box that has ...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:26:00 PST

A whole bunch of stuff you could care less about

70 Odd Questions:[1] What is your middle name:Nicole[2] what color is your mailbox:Post Office Box colored[3] What color is the outside of your house/apartment building:White[4] Have you ever hit a de...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:55:00 PST

I'm gonna punch every bee in the face (part 2)

I have had a rough week. It's not been a bad week, because I am in love and happier than ever, but I have had no luck this past week at all.      The other day Justin's car died i...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST

It's 3:42 and I just got done writing a paper on golf professionals

I could have been doing all kinds of fun stuff but instead, I friggin spent the last 5 1/2 hours writing a paper on professional golfers.  Why did I do it? Because I love my idiot brother and DO ...
Posted by Rumplestiltskin on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:58:00 PST