i enjoy:
being happy courage rene magritte demetri martin dada ism when people introduce me to other people snow uno lawry's seasoned salt latin breakfast foods jews headon bullets christopher walken the zoo french
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amazon women on the moon amélie back to the future part i, ii, iii blazing saddles the blues brothers the burbs empire records evita bill and ted's excellent adventure the butterfly effect un chien andalou crank crash district b13 fight club find me guilty the game the island i ♥ huckabees indiana jones james bond: casino royale juno jurassic park kill bill vol. 1, 2 life is beautiful the lost world matchstick men me, myself, and irene monsters, inc. monty python and the holy grail my date with the president's daughter party monster the science of sleep star wars episodes iv, v, vi super troopers 10 things i hate about you thank you for smoking 300 v for vendetta willy wonka and the chocolate factory the wizard of oz
aqua teen hunger force arrested development the brady bunch old cartoons conan o'brien, late night with family guy fairly oddparents hee haw i love the 70's jeopardy! pinky and the brain red dwarf robot chicken seinfeld scrubs telefrancais that 70s show three's company who wants to be a millionaire? your face or mine
arcadia the bedford introduction to literature the chronicles of narnia the diabolical dictionary of modern english fahrenheit 451 hamlet holes invisible monsters the joy of sects jane eyre the last juror lord of the flies 1984 the secret history the secret life of bees a series of unfortunate events the superior person's book of words reader's digest rebecca shakespeare skipping christmas survivor to kill a mockingbird a void where the wild things are wild animus
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Someone who can successfully implement this system of insults:
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really competent people who can bestow their competency upon me. basically, the alison fankhausers of the world.