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Ben

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About Me

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I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas


PS - this (↓) is my life

My Interests

i enjoy:
being happy courage rene magritte demetri martin dada ism when people introduce me to other people snow uno lawry's seasoned salt latin breakfast foods jews headon bullets christopher walken the zoo french

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amazon women on the moon amélie back to the future part i, ii, iii blazing saddles the blues brothers the burbs empire records evita bill and ted's excellent adventure the butterfly effect un chien andalou crank crash district b13 fight club find me guilty the game the island i ♥ huckabees indiana jones james bond: casino royale juno jurassic park kill bill vol. 1, 2 life is beautiful the lost world matchstick men me, myself, and irene monsters, inc. monty python and the holy grail my date with the president's daughter party monster the science of sleep star wars episodes iv, v, vi super troopers 10 things i hate about you thank you for smoking 300 v for vendetta willy wonka and the chocolate factory the wizard of oz
aqua teen hunger force arrested development the brady bunch old cartoons conan o'brien, late night with family guy fairly oddparents hee haw i love the 70's jeopardy! pinky and the brain red dwarf robot chicken seinfeld scrubs telefrancais that 70s show three's company who wants to be a millionaire? your face or mine
arcadia the bedford introduction to literature the chronicles of narnia the diabolical dictionary of modern english fahrenheit 451 hamlet holes invisible monsters the joy of sects jane eyre the last juror lord of the flies 1984 the secret history the secret life of bees a series of unfortunate events the superior person's book of words reader's digest rebecca shakespeare skipping christmas survivor to kill a mockingbird a void where the wild things are wild animus
avuncularcharientismcharlatancheval-de-frisecorpulentdefenes trationdemureeleemosynaryemunctoryendoplasmic reticulumentropyersatzet hoc genus omneexplateratefestschriftfongersharlothippopotomonstro- sesquippedaliophobiahonorificabilitudinitatibusiconoclastind ubitablyinfallibilityincognitoinsatiableinterrobangintrinsic kakistocracylasciviouslexiconlogoleptlycanthropicmacabremica wbernystagmusoctothorporthographyparaleipsispolyglotpastiche phlegmaticpostprandialprolegomenonpropinquitousprotologisms 1protologisms 2quadragenarianquixoticquotidianquotinoctianramfeezledrecond iterococosagacitysesquipedaliansobriquetsui generisthucktramontaneultracrepidarianismvestibulo-ocularviv isepultureweltanschauungxanthochroixyresiczaftigzeitgeist

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can successfully implement this system of insults:

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artless
bawdy
beslubbering
bootless
churlish
########
clouted
craven
currish
dankish
dissembling
droning
errant
fawning
fobbing
froward
frothy
gleeking
goatish
gorbellied
impertinent
infectious
jarring
loggerheaded
lumpish
mammering
mangled
mewling
paunchy
pribbling
puking
puny
quailing
rank
reeky
roguish
ruttish
saucy
spleeny
spongy
surly
tottering
unmuzzled
vain
venomed
villainous
warped
wayward
weedy
yeasty base-court
bat-fowling
beef-witted
beetle-headed
boil-brained
clapper-clawed
clay-brained
common-kissing
crook-pated
dismal-dreaming
dizzy-eyed
doghearted
dread-bolted
earth-vexing
elf-skinned
fat-kidneyed
fen-sucked
flap-mouthed
fly-bitten
folly-fallen
fool-born
full-gorged
guts-griping
half-faced
hasty-witted
hedge-born
hell-hated
idle-headed
ill-breeding
ill-nurtured
knotty-pated
milk-livered
motley-minded
onion-eyed
plume-plucked
pottle-deep
pox-marked
reeling-ripe
rough-hewn
rude-growing
rump-fed
shard-borne
sheep-biting
spur-galled
swag-bellied
tardy-gaited
tickle-brained
toad-spotted
urchin-snouted
weather-bitten apple-john
baggage
barnacle
bladder
boar-pig
bugbear
bum-bailey
canker-blossom
clack-dish
clotpole
coxcomb
codpiece
death-token
dewberry
flap-dragon
flax-wench
flirt-gill
foot-licker
fustilarian
giglet
gudgeon
haggard
harpy
hedge-pig
horn-beast
hugger-mugger
jolthead
lewdster
lout
maggot-pie
malt-worm
mammet
measle
minnow
miscreant
moldwarp
mumble-news
nut-hook
pigeon-egg
pignut
puttock
pumpion
ratsbane
scut
skainsmate
strumpet
varlet
vassal
whey-face
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Heroes:

really competent people who can bestow their competency upon me. basically, the alison fankhausers of the world.