i enjoy:
being happy
courage
rene magritte
demetri martin
dada ism
when people introduce me to other people
snow
uno
lawry's seasoned salt
latin
breakfast foods
jews
headon
bullets
christopher walken
the zoo
french
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amazon women on the moon
amélie
back to the future part i, ii, iii
blazing saddles
the blues brothers
the burbs
empire records
evita
bill and ted's excellent adventure
the butterfly effect
un chien andalou
crank
crash
district b13
fight club
find me guilty
the game
the island
i ♥ huckabees
indiana jones
james bond: casino royale
juno
jurassic park
kill bill vol. 1, 2
life is beautiful
the lost world
matchstick men
me, myself, and irene
monsters, inc.
monty python and the holy grail
my date with the president's daughter
party monster
the science of sleep
star wars episodes iv, v, vi
super troopers
10 things i hate about you
thank you for smoking
300
v for vendetta
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
the wizard of oz
aqua teen hunger force
arrested development
the brady bunch
old cartoons
conan o'brien, late night with
family guy
fairly oddparents
hee haw
i love the 70's
jeopardy!
pinky and the brain
red dwarf
robot chicken
seinfeld
scrubs
telefrancais
that 70s show
three's company
who wants to be a millionaire?
your face or mine
arcadia
the bedford introduction to literature
the chronicles of narnia
the diabolical dictionary of modern english
fahrenheit 451
hamlet
holes
invisible monsters
the joy of sects
jane eyre
the last juror
lord of the flies
1984
the secret history
the secret life of bees
a series of unfortunate events
the superior person's book of words
reader's digest
rebecca
shakespeare
skipping christmas
survivor
to kill a mockingbird
a void
where the wild things are
wild animus
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Someone who can successfully implement this system of insults:
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really competent people who can bestow their competency upon me. basically, the alison fankhausers of the world.