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About Me

well lets see. ive been told that im a huge smartass and ill be honest, i take pride in that :) and yet its sorta like touretts for me. i know im about to say something awesome yet mean and i wanna not say it but it just comes out...and its usually gold .... umm... i can be friends with just about anyone...with that being said, im easily bored with ppl so chances are, if after a month or two, we are still good friends, then WOW you must be awesome. oh and by "friend" i mean i can tolerate and fake like most ppl...but thats not because im a fake person, i just dont like ppl to feel uncomfortable so ill be friendly... im somewhat of a homebody turned alcoholic! oh and i have to pee every 2 minutes.i have never been stung by a bee. so that makes me believe that either bees hate me or love me. ive never broken a bone and i DONT drink milk so HA! screw you "milk = healthy bones" bullcrap. thanks to working at the Space Needle, i have perfected the fake laugh. i have a certain amount of energy set aside for ppl i dislike. its called my "i hate you but i have to tolerate you" energy. tuesdays=80's night. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My Interests

ummm lets see.... *Sports *Movies *lounging around *DAYS OFF!! *bums *bums who offer me their beer *bums in general

I'd like to meet:

Well Jim Morrison would be great but he's dead so i guess ill settle for anyone with a sense of humor and a pulse...i have low standards.

Music:

Rock!! anything classic rock. and anything that doesnt suck. Zeppelin Doors CCR Steve Miller Pink Floyd Metallica J5 Ozo Mos Def Common...mainly because hes a sexy man TOOL!!!!!!! A perfect Circle AT THE DRIVE-IN is AMAZING fell in love again with SPARTA Mars VOlta boston clutch Devo The Pixies Clapton Cash FOghat Janice Joplin Queen REEL BIG FISH! Tenacious D Sigur Ros Tom Petty Weezer (old Stuff) They Might Be Giants Ugly Casanova THe lady who sings TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!!!!

Movies:

I LIKE MOVIES!!! Pulp fiction Goodfellas Wizard of Oz V for Vendetta Royal Tenenbaums Super Troopers Zoolander Dumb and Dumber ANchorman Old School Bad Santa LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE Born into brothels FUll Metal Jacket theres so much more but i dont wanna think/list

Television:

I MISS TV!!!!!!!!! ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nip/Tuck COLBERT REPORT Daily Show Reno 911 Clone High...DUH!!! Red vs. Blue....thats a web series but whatever its still great!!!! Sports Center x-men cartoon when it was on Arthur because it let me know if we had a foggy day for school..thank you arthur...thank youobject width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

comics!!!! especially fables...it is...THE SHIT

Heroes:

anybody who lives for themselves....oh and ninjas...because they pork hot bitches

My Blog

yay im like a proud mother!

So my ryan and HIS bf ryan both got jobs being published writer dudes for Rivals.com. They are both so excited its really cute. its so cool theyre dreams are comin true and they are one st...
Posted by you're so beautiful....like..... a tree... on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST

to the ppls houses/office buildings who had throw up on their yards tues mornin......

IM SORRY!!!!!!! i dont know what happened....i woke up monday as happy as a lil kid because i was gonna go see Steve Miller and Sparta on the same day!!!! got dressed...went out the door, me and rye ...
Posted by you're so beautiful....like..... a tree... on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:14:00 PST

The Seattle Bus System

Since ive moved to Seattle, WA ive been in a car about 2 or 3 times....maybe more but im pretty sure i can count the times on one hand (eww what if it was like seven times but i could s...
Posted by you're so beautiful....like..... a tree... on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:15:00 PST