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Rapid Instinct

Are they end to end or tall like pancakes?

About Me

I'm 22 outgoing, I'll try pretty much anything once :-D I joke around a lot....mostly at myself ;-) ........................................Fighting for peace is like F***ing for virginity

My Interests

Playing any sports Whirlyball ;-) Going to the BEACH!Hangovers only last a day, but a good drinking story lives on forever!!!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way.3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko..11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?A Nervous Wreck.14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers .17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!The Location Of The Dirt Bag.20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .22 How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? ! Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

I'd like to meet:



Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.

You're a Gimlet! That's gin and lime juice.
You're generally pretty traditional but you
do like a bit of Thai food. You're most
likely to be found in the corner of your
local pub being an armchair philosopher.
Your friends see you as an intelligent,
calming influence.

""Which cocktail are you?""
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Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

Chandler
You make every one laugh!!! You are so funny and can always think of something great to say! Make sure you don't hurt someone with your jokes, but keep being your funny self!!
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You Have A Type A- Personality
A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
What thug drink are you?

 

Red Bull and Vodka
You like to drink and party. You love to dance and there is a good chance that you drink to score... One day your heart or liver will fail, but until then you will be keepin the club crunk.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com
You Belong in 1980
If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

Movies:

Action, Comedy

Television:

F R I E N D S

My Blog

I couldn't have said it better Part II

You gotta love Robin Williams......  Even if he's nuts!  Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan  What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up And repeat th...
Posted by Rapid Instinct on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

I couldn't have said it better myself!!!!!!!!

Immigrants, not Americans, must adapt.I am tired of this nation worrying about whether weare offending some individual or their culture.  Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have exp...
Posted by Rapid Instinct on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:36:00 PST

Guys side

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down  Finally , the guys'side of the story.               (I must admit, it's pr...
Posted by Rapid Instinct on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

Venting

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the  United Negro College Fund, Jet Maga...
Posted by Rapid Instinct on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:39:00 PST

Drinking Buffalo

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for th...
Posted by Rapid Instinct on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:35:00 PST

The Code

  1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her. 2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not prov...
Posted by Rapid Instinct on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:21:00 PST