more dumb jokes |
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Any...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:22:00 GMT |
Some of my favorite really dumb jokes |
Please reply with more if you've got some...What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?Homeless.what has 7 arms and sucks....DEF LEPPARDWhat's black and looks like a dog?A black dog.What's six i...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:31:00 GMT |
You know what’s awesome... |
Drunken Grocery shopping at 6:00am. Turns out I'm still a good cook ;)
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:56:00 GMT |
I want to change my mood... |
Everyone's page has these silly little "mood" status icons. How the hell do you get those on your page?! I looked everywhere. If I could figure out how to do it, I'd change my mood to 'pissed off' cau...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:43:00 GMT |
OK so about that not stalking me thing.... |
I was just kidding... you sexy girls can go back to stalking me. It's lonely without all the late night phone calls and kinky emails. And whoever was calling my phone and breathing heavy... you can st...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 20:39:00 GMT |
seriously... all you girls need to quit stalking me. |
All you girls need to quit calling me all the time and making me hang out with you. I can't get anything done. I can't sleep cause my phone is always ringing. It's getting old. I hate when you keep te...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:33:00 GMT |
Facts about Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Geico saved 15% b...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:25:00 GMT |
FUCK THIS DATING SHIT! |
yeah, so (in case you didn't read the headline) fuck all this dating shit! trying to figure out if a girl is into you or if you're into a girl. Fuck it! whatever happened to just clubbing the girl you...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 23:49:00 GMT |
Man do I hate zombies. |
You know who I have a problem with.... Zombies. Always walking all slow and getting in my way, and trying to bite me. Fuck you Zombies. Why don't you just die. and maybe get a tan.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:01:00 GMT |
