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Daniel (G Gnome Project)

Her heart the key she always turns. - Jars of Clay

About Me

Between book-writing, college-going-to, and job-searching-for, I'm a really cool person.When I was young I used to fear that someone would rape me in my sleep. I honestly am not sure why. It was probably because I knew that one day I would listen to Coldplay and realize that they'd only made one good song. The other good song sounds just like the other with different instruments. The other other good one was with R.E.M. so Coldplay's contribution to it was neglible.I've always wanted one of those flashlights in my mouth like viper fish have. Extreme Makeover, make it happen. Or I Want a Famous Face. I'm not picky.Sooo, ummm, axe about me. Oh and read my blogs. They will love you back. Also, do not post huge pics. They will probably be deleted. Don't post ads (unless you are totally awesome).

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Member Since: 2/17/2005
Band Members: me
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16 Horsepower 2Mex 30 Seconds to Mars 4th Avenue Jones 7L and Esoteric A Perfect Circle Abstract Rude Abstract Tribue Unique Aceyalone Adam 12 ADeem The Agony Scene Aesop Rock Afro Man Ahmad Alice in Chains Alon Aguste Argyle Pimps Army of the Pharaohs Atmosphere Audioslave The Avalanches Bad Brains Beastie Boys Beck Ben Folds (Five) Big Juss Binary Star Bjork Black Sheep Black Star Black Stone Cherry Blindside Bloc Party Brand New Boards of Canada Bob Marley Botch Boxfeedrs Bury Your Dead Busdriver Busta Rhymes C-Rayz Walz Caedmon's Call Cage Cal 86 Canibus Cannibal Ox CasOne Chevelle The Clash CocoRosie Converge Cold Coldplay Collective Soul Comunalien Cool Hand Luke Count Bass D Cunninlynguists Cypress Hill Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley Damien Rice The Dandy Warhols Danielle Stech Homsy DangerDoom Darwin's Waiting Room David Bowie Days of the New The Decemberists Dead Kennedys Death From Above 1979 Deep Space 5 Deftones Devildriver Die Toten Hosen Dilated Peoples Dillinger Escape Plan Dj Shadow DMX The Doors The Dorian Three Doujah Raze Dr. Dre dredg Dr. Octagon Dream Theater dredg Drowning Pool E.So Earshot East West EDL El Pus Eminem Empire EPMD Euphrates Everglades Behemoth Evergreen Terrace Every Time I Die Eyedea & Abilities Faith No More Fantômas Fatboy Slim Feist Finger Eleven Finch Five Iron Frenzy The Flaming Lips Free the Robots Freedom of Soul Fros-T Fugazi Fugees Future Shock Georgia Burning Geto Boys Gorillaz Ghostface Killah Glue Gnarls Barkley Grayskul Greenhouse Effect (rap) G.R.I.T.S. Gym Class Heroes GZA Haiku D'etat He Is Legend Heath McNease Heron De Marco Horse the Band Idiot Pilot Iggy Pop Ill Bill Incubus Imogen Heap Iron and Wine Jars of Clay Jean Grae Jedi Mind Tricks Jello Biafra Jenny Owen Youngs Jerry Cantrell Jeru the Damaja Jimi Hendrix John Frusciante Jon the Baptist Juggaknots Jurassic 5 Justice Kansas Key Cool Killarmy Killah Priest Kraftwerk KRS One LA Symphony Led Zeppelin Legend (rap) Les Claypool Lifehouse Listener Living Sacrifice LMNO Log Cabin Crew Louis Logic Louis XIV Lovedrug LPG Ludacris Luke Geraty M.I.A. Mad Capsule Markets Mad Season Madvillainy Malajube Man of War (rap) Mangled Carpenter Maroon 5 Mars iLL Marcy Playground Marilyn Manson The Mars Volta Massive Attack Masta Killa Mastodon Metallica (though I loathe James Hetfield) Method Man MG! The Visionary Mighty Six Ninety Minus the Bear Modern Lovers The Moldy Peaches Moka Only Monster Magnet Mortal Kombat (music) Mos Def The Mountain Goats The Pride Mew MF Doom MF Grimm Millionaire Mindless Self Indulgence Modest Mouse Monster Magnet Mountain Goats Muse My Bloody Valentine Myka 9 Nas Nick Drake Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Necro New Breed (rap) Nickelback Non Phixion Nonpoint The Normals Of Montreal Oldominon Open Mike Eagle Outkast P.O.D. P.O.S. Panic (rap) Pantera Park-Like Setting Pelican People Under the Stairs Peter Bjorn and John Pettidee Pharaohe Monch Pig Destroyer The Pixies PJ Harvey Portishead Primus The Prodigy Project 86 Propaganda (rap) Psycore Public Enemy Quasimoto Queens of the Stone Age The Raconteurs Radiohead Rage Against The Machine Rakim Rass Kas Ray Charles Rammstein RedCloud Red Hot Chili Peppers Regina Spektor Relient K The Remnant The Remnant (Militia) RJD2 .rod Laver Roots Manuva Royce Da 5 9' S.F.C. Sand People Sepultura Sev Statik Sex Pistols Shadow of the Locust Shinedown Simon and Garfunkel Smoke (of Oldominion) Soil Sonic the Hedgehog (music) Soul Components Spank Rock Staind Starflyer 59 Strapping Young Lad The Strokes Styles of Beyond Sufjan Stevens Sup the Chemist Swollen Members Switchfoot System of a Down Team Sleep Tech N9ne Tenacious D That Handsome Devil The Devil Wears Prada These Arms Are Snakes Three Days Grace Three Six Mafia Thousand Foot Krutch Through the Eyes of the Dead Tool Tunnel Rats TV on the Radio Woven Hand Wu Tang Clan The Velvet Underground Vengeance Rising Vertical Horizon Viktor Vaughn Violent Femmes Visionaries Vox Vermillion The Water Island Ween Weezer Weird Al Yankovic Wolfmother Wordz Woven Hand Wu-Tang Clan Yardbirds Zao

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My Blog

Actual Conversation At Wal-Mart

So I'm in line at Wal-Mart, buying a couple 2 liters of pink lemonade, and some old guy standing behind me suddenly starts up a conversation.Old guy: I hope you're mixing that with alcohol.Me: Nah, I ...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST

I am a thankful person...

'Tis Thanksgiving... and I am thankful:That my toilet is fixed - So I no longer have to pee in the sink.Boobies - I am thankful that women have themNinjasThe Internet - I don't have to be cut off fro...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:57:00 PST

Wisdom Tooth Politics

Today, my sister had wisdom tooth surgery. She had to lay in bed all day with gauze in her mouth to suck up all the blood. My mom needed to go out and asked me to come over and take care of my sister...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:31:00 PST

Halloween in Review

Ahh, Halloween. A time when the laws of normality are flipped upside down. A time when "creepy" no longer necessarily means "perverted"; after all, you can't be absolutely sure that that buxom beauty ...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:19:00 PST

Story Time: Camp Humor Part 6: Cabin Fever (The End)

My second junior counselor year was pretty quiet, no senior counselor in my cabin and there was relatively little interference from administrators. Seems they'd learned their lesson last year because ...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:30:00 PST

Story Time: Camp Humor Part 5: Judgment Day

Every year, there was a camp-wide competition involving everything from trivia to cleaning the cafeteria. Whoever won, the boys or the girls, got a plastic bag of candy a-piec...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:52:00 PST

Story Time: Camp Humor Part 4: Gotta get that chip off your shoulder

Camp-wide, every night in the gymnasium was snack time, a 12 oz. can of generic soda and a fun-size bag of varied Frito-Lay chips for every kid, $.50 for each (I got a free bag and drink each nig...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:38:00 PST

Story Time: Camp Humor Part 3

Every year started out peaceful enough. My first year as junior counselor, we were just kids with glowsticks, our faces glowing like epilectic ravers in a room full of st...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST

Story Time: Camp Humor Part 2: Pranks a Lot

Five years later, I'm a junior counselor, all grown up. Basically, I worked for the man, my senior counselor (18+ years old), as an enslaved babysitter for the boys in my cabin. The food was...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:15:00 PST

Story Time: Camp Humor Part 1

Ahh, summer camps. You remember those, right? I was only ever a real camper kid for a year, but it was a good year. The food was great, and I ate enough of it to feed a few small families. I...
Posted by Daniel (G Gnome Project) on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST