Angry Jesus is Angry!

I'm just this guy you know? I'm a biologist by inclination and a massage therapist by trade. I always win in a pressure point fight and nobody is quite sure what to make of my arguments when discussing politics or religion. I survive on the principal of "If you can't think broader than them or deeper than them, think weirder than them". I realize none of this is a good sell of my person or character, but I'm at least worth talking to. Try it! I might even realize you're not a bot!