Want to know the secret to life? |
It's like my man Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."No wait, that's not it...It's like my man Curly from City Slickers says, "One thing."I think each person should stop what they're...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:03:00 GMT |
Adult Cartoons |
I'm glad that while children's progamming has gone to shit, the cartoons that are made for adults are still animated the old fashioned way and remain just as funny as they were.
The Simpsons, South Pa...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:23:00 GMT |
Gainesville, My Birthday, New York |
I'm thinking of taking a trip to Gainesville soon, probably towards the end of August, or in Mid-September to see the Gators' Football Team beat Tennessee.
I really really want to go to New York for m...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:35:00 GMT |
Ode to Gainesville... |
I didn't write these words, but it's my favorite song to represent the end of anything good that went on way too long.
Don't get me wrong. I went to school here, had a few laughs, a few loves, l...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 17:16:00 GMT |
For everyone that knows my parents... |
For everyone that knows my parents, help me out here. Are everyone's parents as crazy as mine? They're my parents, and they've always been awesome, but man are they fucking crazy or what?
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 18:47:00 GMT |
Yeah, well this one is mine, and I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back. |
I'm taking back every negative thing I ever said about Forget What You Know by Midtown. It's a great album, especially when listened to from beginning to end. And if you don't understand i...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:50:00 GMT |
Lurking Test |
You're all under surveilence of the lurking test.
You don't know you're being tested.
I'm Watching You.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 21:48:00 GMT |
The world is bullshit |
It is what it is.
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 00:09:00 GMT |
Sad Songs and Waltzes |
i'm writing a song all about you.
a true song as real as my tears.
but you've no need to fear it
cause no one will hear it.
sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.
i'll tell all abou...
Posted by on Wed, 18 May 2005 01:24:00 GMT |
The Rub |
Mike : Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her? Rob : You don't call. Mike : But you said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her. Rob : Right. Mike : So I don't call either way? Rob : Righ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Sep 2004 22:08:00 GMT |
