Ando

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I'm 24 years old. I still have a mate who is a self proclaimed 'fingering expert'. I am no stranger to the 'reverse cowboy' and am excellent at the "wraparound". I once attended work in a girlfriend's knickers. when I was young I got my little finger caught in a roll of wallpaper in Laura Ashley. I have 3 brothers. I am unamused by the silent comedy of charlie chaplin. I frequently quantify figures with the rather aloof response of 'more than cliff richard, less than keith richards'. I have never been paid for sex. I have never paid for sex. I might have to now. I have been confused for Valentino Rossi, Justin Timberlake, Chris Martin, and a on more than one occasion, a cunt. The latter is probably the most accurate. I was shocked to learn of the homosexuality of Reginald Kray. I have never lived next door to a Frenchman. I enjoy following the trials and tribulations of Harry Potter. I have been known to get naked and don pink sunglasses. I once owned a Roxette album on casette. I have utter love for Steven Gerrard. I had the paramedics called to me at Glastonbury festival. Twice. I own a pair of Von Zippers. I am mildly claustaphobic. I refer to it calmy as "getting panicked." I have been arrested 3 times. The last was for "impersonating a police officer". It was my dads uniform. I moved out 2 days later. I have 2 tatoos. I would like a third. I had a short lived, yet enjoyable modelling 'career.' I was born the same day 'Scarface' was released. I get annoyed by the mispronunciation of the letter 'h'. I have travelled Australia. I'm an average pool player. I once had my eyelashes dyed. I watched The Godfather parts 1,2, and 3 along with all special features in one sitting. It took an entire day of my life. I have been accused of being camp. I apparently come across as arrogant. I enjoy the music of my good friend T-Cakes. I have never ridden a uni-cycle. I know, have known, and have met some amazing people. You can see most knocking around on here. I finished education aged 17. Realistically much earlier. I'm an expert at sodoku. I don't know how to spell it though. I have to admit to plageurism.