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JoKeR

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About Me

I'm probably the biggest fuckin stoner you'll ever fuckin meet other than jesus....you know he was a stoner...well he was a bum and an alcoholic for like 18 years of his life...i guess no one's perfectLayout made by
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Name: AlExAnDeR AnThOnY AnGuIaNo (JoKeR)
Birthday: JuLy 31 1986
Birthplace: LoS AnGeLeS
Current Location: NaStY CiTy
Eye Color: HaZeL
Hair Color: BrOwN
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: RiGhTy
Your Heritage: GeRmAn
The Shoes You Wore Today: ChUcKs
Your Weakness: NoNe
Your Fears: ThE KoOlAdE MaN
Your Perfect Pizza: BeLlPePeR
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I WaNt To TaKe OvEr ThE WoRlD
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FTP- FUCK THAT PUTO
Thoughts First Waking Up: HoW'D I GeT HeRe?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My MaN ExTeNsIoN
Your Bedtime: WhEn I PaSs OuT
Your Most Missed Memory: bein with my mom..
Pepsi or Coke: PePsI
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDoNaLdS
Single or Group Dates: GrOuP
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BrIsK
Chocolate or Vanilla: VaNiLlA
Cappuccino or Coffee: CrApPaChInO
Do you Smoke: YuP
Do you Swear: AlL ThE FuCkIn TiMe
Do you Sing: YuP
Do you Shower Daily: YuP
Have you Been in Love: MaYbE..
Do you want to go to College: FuCk ThAt
Do you want to get Married: FuCk ThAt ToO
Do you belive in yourself: To ThE fUlLeSt
Do you get Motion Sickness: NoPe
Do you think you are Attractive: HaVe YoU SeEn Me?
Are you a Health Freak: KiNdA
Do you get along with your Parents: I DiD WiTh My MoM
Do you like Thunderstorms: LoVe 'Em
Do you play an Instrument: GuItAr
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm DrUnK RiGhT NoW
In the past month have you Smoked: StOnEd ToO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ToO MaNy To CoUnT
In the past month have you gone on a Date: MaYbE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YuP
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nO
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: NeXt QuEsTiOn
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: MaYbE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: OnCE Or TwIcE....HaHaHa!!
Ever been called a Tease: MaYbE
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: YeS
How do you want to Die: On FiRe
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A JoKeR
What country would you most like to Visit: FuCk ThE wOrLd
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BlUe Or GrEeN
Favourite Hair Color: BlOnD Or BrOwN
Short or Long Hair: LoNg
Height: ??
Weight: ??
Best Clothing Style: ??
Number of Drugs I have taken: ??
Number of CDs I own: ??
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,000,000,000,000,000....
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My Interests

i'm interested in rolling a fat ass chronic blunt and smokin it to the face....who's with me??

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone who can take a joke!

Music:

Metallica,Korn,Slipknot,Rob Zombie,Slayer,Pantera,Black Sabbath,Pink Floyd,Hatebreed,AC-DC,Tool,Static-X,Nine inch Nails,Mushroomhead, Mudvayne,Rammstein,and many other Metal Bands that i just don't feel like naming right now

Movies:

i love funny movies....scary movies kinda bore me...chick flicks annoy me....and porno's are kinda cool as long as there's no stupid background story...those things piss me off

Television:

T.V. Sucks...unless you playing video games or watching porn...

Books:

i like books with lotsa pictures and colors!!Metallica: Battery

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Heroes:

My Mommy!