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Jump with the moon and move it

If Peter Pan told me all I needed is one happy thought- It would be YOU. ♥

About Me

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...... I'm SHAY .... I like having fun, you are who you are so you might as well have fun. I'm laid back, go with the flow. i like bowling- I average about a 76 :).... i like to drink......... < Corona with Xtra lime, Strawberry Margarita , Southern Comfort & OJ, Jack & Coke, Sex on The Beach, Mojito's & HYPNOTIQ ... >
it gets ya feeling good in the head... sometimes, i break into song... i love music , i love to play Texas Hold 'Em, i like to play pool- even though i suck at it. i love laughing, i love giggling. i love cookies & pizza. i like going to the movies, i love hot cars,< My Toyota Celica GTS , 69 Mustang Mach 1, Lamborghini Diablo > ... i like being dumb, i say "i got this!" a lot, even if i don't... i don't expect to be understood. & i am very accident prone. ....i like playing air hockey, roller blading, riding roller coasters, i hate ferris wheels! I'm very indecisive... i like to swear too. Douchebag is one of the best words, ever. i love making Riley smile & laugh..... by the way that reminds me that.....< i love my daughter! >
< i love my fian'ce, stewart >
..+.. the more offensive the joke, the harder i laugh.... i'm pretty eclectic, i like all different kinds of things. I don't like to stick to one realm, there are many realms of life. I like getting my way, & I hate backing down. < I believe in karma & i have my own faith. >
I hate being judged before you know me , being yelled at, Girls who are bitches for no reason, sometimes you just have to lay into them and let them know who they are and who you are, if you know what i mean...< "if you can't laugh at yourself, you'll be the only one not laughing." >
.... oh and i just really, really hate mayonnaise!
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I LOVE WWE, SMACK DOWN, RAW, .... KANE!! THE UNDERTAKER, JEFF HARDY, MATT HARDY, JOHN CENA, RANDY ORTON, EDGE.... STONE COLD, GOLDBERG!!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:



....... Jake Gyellnhall !!, Simon Pegg, Will Ferrel, KANE, Stone Cold, Jimmy Eat World, & Ben Burnley. blah blah........... I want a guy who thinks theres no one else like me , i have a cute sneeze, doesn't mind my weird habits, trys to understand me, but doesnt question me when he doesn't... laughs whole-heartily, knows
i prefer orchids over roses , dances, laid back, and pretends it hurts when i punch him in the arm.
i like people who don't annoy me.
< someone who i can bum around with, or go out and be crazy with. > <.. ...STEWART... >> Sometimes I like to be crazy and go get things pierced, play mini golf or... plant ass on the couch with pizza, beer and a game/WWE. < I don't take anything seriously... > if you are against the death penalty, Are a homophobic piece of shit, pronounce library "lie-berry", drive like a bitch, won't do anything cause you might break a nail, have too many opinions on everything , think you and your penis are gods gift to women, & put mayo on my burger after i said "NO mayo!" - stab yourself 20 times in the stomach, twist... and jump into shark infested waters.
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Music:



breaking benjamin .. Anberlin // story of the year .. flyleaf ..+..fall out boy, Disturbed, Gorillaz, , eveanescence, coheed & cambria,foo fighters, korn, panic @the disco, rise against, sublime, nirvana, trust company, fuel, Evans Blue, Gargamel!, Tool, Sevendust, Trapt, Live, Cold, jimmy eat world , Rage Against the Machine, My Chemical Romance, Seether, Beastie Boys, Muse, Mariaha Carey, Eminem, White Stripes, Soil, Saliva, Yellow Card, Maroon 5, System Of A Down, classic rock- jimi hendrix, the doors, pink floyd, foreigner, air supply, Trance, House, Techno, Club Mixes , The Exies, The Killers, Weezer, AFI, Academy Is, Some R&B/Rap, finger eleven, Godsmack, Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, APC, Incubus, Rob Zombie, Stereophonics , Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Elton John... i like lots of music, I also like 80's music, pat benatar- love is a battlefield, The Cars , Bob Seger, Michael Jackson... Depends on my mood, but i'm a sucker for sad depressing rock & lyrics with meaning. ..♠..

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Movies:


I like anything so dumb it makes me laugh.... Team America World Police..... Wedding Crashers ... 50 First Dates, Half Baked, Dodgeball... < nothings funnier then seeing a guy get hit in the face with a wrench! > Talladega Nights , Star Wars, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Punisher, Office Space, Anchorman , Harry Potter, Super Troopers, Happy Feet, CRANK, Pulp Fiction, The Ref, Swingers, Anything with Jake Gyellnhaal, cause he's so sexy- JARHEAD , Sin City, Fight Club , Die Hard, Dogma, The Italian Job, Friday, The 40yr Old Virgin, Tenacious D & the pick of Destiny, Bader Santa, David Spade movies, Nightmare Before Christmas, Love Stinks, Dirty Work, Kingdom of Heaven, Vanilla Sky, Adam Sandler movies, Jim Carrey movies, Jay & Silent Bob movies, Weekend at Bernie's , Over The Hedge, The Emperor's New Groove, Disney movies, Old Bruce Lee Movies!...I love all movies,except horror films,my favorite is: TRANSFORMERS. then Gladiator... 300 was aweosme! i also like those sad love stories: The Notebook, Moulin Rouge!, A Walk To Remember,& Simon Birch ... i cried, i'm such a pussy. Old Elvis & Marilyn Monroe movies. I'm a sucker for love.

Television:

SERIOUS 24 & WWE ADDICTION. i love family guy, aqua teen hunger force... i miss invader zim & that 70's show... Scrubs, nip/tuck, sex and the city , Prison Break ... South Park, SpongeBob SquarePants, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jackass, Dirty Sanchez, & The Riches...... blah blah blah. I also like to watch, basketball
< PHX SUNS- NASH! > football, hockey & the news. ......♠...........+..... .WATCH THiS SHiT .....

Books:

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Heroes:


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.....♥ ......Stewart, cause no matter whats going on, he never fails to make me smile. I love the butterflies I get when ever I am around you......♥.........[ i love you ]
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< My daughter Riley, I know she can't read this, but her smile makes me smile, her laugh makes me laugh, her hugs warm me inside, and her cry breaks my heart. She makes the day something special. I didn't know that I could love someone so much. I always said I didn't want my greatest accomplishment in life to be that I can reproduce. But in all honesty someone that can light your world on fire the way she does, is an accomplishment. >
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.....My Grandfather, Jay C Anderson. Rest In Peace. 10.29.07............. If I could bulid a bridge with my tears, I would cross it without any fears. To heaven I would go. I would look God in the face, and ask him to return you to your place. I would tell him, "you took him before his time, I didn't get to say goodbye, I only got to cry." God would say to me, "that he had a plan, and soon I would understand." He would explain for me not to feel sorrow. "Although it's not on Earth, your grandfather will have tomorrows." ....................
....My sister, for being nice when she wants to. and the times when we can have a laugh together.....
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Soldiers.
< if you don't stand behind our troops...
.... feel free to stand in front of them. >
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My Blog

Another Valentines Day Masacre!!

Well last year on feb 13th i got 5 stiches in my hand! The next day i got into a nice little car accident!   Well this year... i spent feb 13th in the hospital yet again. i have shingles due to s...
Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:39:00 PST

sinking.

have you ever realized your life just has to change, because if you keep drowning in this deep end of your life, youre gonna suffocate. like all you need is one more inch and you could reach the raft ...
Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:33:00 PST

...My Brain Leaked On To The Keyboard....

You ever wonder if theres more to life then whats in front of you? Of course you have or you wouldn't really be human. i think its in our blood to crave more, crave beyond our grasp. I know i do. Ther...
Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:32:00 PST

WE ARE FUCKING DUMB.

CHECK OUT THE PICS ON MY PICS PAGE. IN ALTERNATIVE MIND STIMULATION ALBUM. ...
Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST

CHUCK NORRIS WILL RAPE YOU AND EAT YOU SOUL.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Outer space exists becaus...
Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:53:00 PST

Britians Got Talent- Crew 82 (pretty cool) & Tony Laf was great!

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Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST

''Hi.. i'm a recovering crack head...''

this is a clip from its always sunny in philadelphia... this show is awesome, and this is one of the best freaking story lines that happened. Dee & Denis want to go on welfare and not wo...
Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

My Ass Has Finally Decided To Eat My Hand!... It Hungers For More!!

behold the thermo................stat!!! i die laughing everytime i see this one!!! ohhh hell no!!...
Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

Reach Through My Ribs, And Rip Out My Heart.

Hold it in your small hands,I would let it bleed for you.I would let it stop for you.I would get on my knees for you.....I know I haven't been perfect. I've wronged people. People have wronged me. I'v...
Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

DANE COOK FUCKING RULES!!

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Posted by Jump with the moon and move it on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:44:00 PST