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LoveMasterJeff

My other heart is my weiner....feel your heart!

About Me

It has been brought to my attention that I am a jerk that uses his abilities and IQ. to talk town to others and that I am also crazy but I don't believe that to be true I'd like to think that I am a nice guy, I can be funny, I treat others only as one deserves to be treated, I Love learning, acquiring, And absorbing new information I believe that knowledge is the key to most things not to mention it means you can get a job more easily, I've also been told I have a sexy/soothing voice if that helps anything which brings me to my genetic makeup A.K.A. what I look like if anyone cares even though I am pretty sure you can already tell,I am a whitey if you couldn't tell I'm about 5'11 dark brown hair and eyes, I am skinny and most importantly I have nipples whoa! rub em'!..

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with A strong mind and willing to learn and explore plus the sexy people either one is fine by me really!

Music:

Metal:Voivod, Danzig,TheMisfits, Killswitch Engage, Chimaira, Pantera, Fleshcrawl, OLD Manson, OLD Metallica, King Diamond , Megadeth , Iron Maiden ,Six Feet Under, Kittie, Motorhead, Cannibal Corpse, Slayer, White Zombie/Rob,Deicide, abit of Motley Crew, Venom, Dio, abit of Fear Factory, Crowbar, Now In Stores, Shawdows Fall, Otep,Lamb Of God, Dimmu Borgir, Amon Amarth, Akercocke, some Iced Earth, Gwar, Machinehead, Cradle of Filth, alil Slipknot, Cailban, and Lets not forget the legends known as Black Sabbath Punk/Ska: Psychedelic Furs, Violent Fems, Rancid, BlackFlag, The Misfits, OLD Green Day, NOFX, Goldfinger, Balzac, Me Frist And the Gimmie Gimmies, Nirvana, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, The Clash, the Queers, Bouncing Souls, Casualties Funk/Rap/Ragge: George Clinton and The Parliament Funkadelic, Mousse T, NWA, Bob Marley, Ice Cube Electronic/Arena Rock (In that order): The Cure, Depeche Mode,Radiohead, NIN, Sisters Of Mercy, KMFDM, Orgy, Skinny Puppy, Lords Of Acid, Journey,Rush Classic Music: Bach, Vivaldi, Beethoven, Handel, etc.

Movies:

Back To The Future 1, 2 & 3, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 & 2, Edward Scissor hands, Saw, BIG, Full Metal Jacket, Schindler's List, Dogma, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fahrenhiet 911, Alladin, Alice In Wonderland, Romeo&Juliet, Stigmata, Adams Family & Values, Gross Point Blank, Airheads, Airplane!, Abominable Dr. Phibes, Phantom Of The Opera, Trading Places, Clue, Street fighter, Mchale's Navy, Harold and kumar,Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Wedding Singer, Black sheep, Tommy Boy, Underworld 1&2, Blade, Van Wilder, Star trek TNG movies, Clerks, Army Of Darkness, Dead Alive!, The Big Laboski, Nothing to lose,50 Pills

Television:

Scrubs, Star Trek TNG, Aqua Teen Huger Force, Fraiser, Real Time With Bill Maher, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Forensic Files,Uranium, Familyguy,The Simpsons, That 70's Show And Just about anything on the History or Discovery Channel

Books:

Anna Karenina, War and Peace (Both Leo Tolstoy), Catch22(Joseph Heller), Fahrenheit 451(Ray Bradbury), The World According To Garp(John Irving), The Da Vinci Code(Dan Brown), The Great Gatsby(F. Scott Fitzgerald), A Clockwork Orange(Anthony Burgess), Animal Farm(George Orwell), God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, Cat's Cradle( Both Kurt Vonnegut), A Separate Peace(John Knowles), Any of Shakespeare's playwrites, The Satanic Bible( Anton LaVey), Spin This!: All the Ways We Don't Tell the Truth, New Rules(Bill Maher), And a lot of Philosophy books both political and other wise, And Websters Dictionary